Irwin Corey Quotes

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Irwin Corey

• Marriage
• Lose
• Bank

Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.

Irwin Corey

• Money
• Friends
• New Friends

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

Irwin Corey

• Up
• Change
• End

Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.

Irwin Corey

• Why
• Question
• Shoes

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

Irwin Corey

• Sell
• Your
• IQ

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

Irwin Corey

• Remember
• Drug
• Drinking

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

Irwin Corey

• Long
• Way
• Smile

With the beginning of a great & compassionate love, comes the growth of one's heart, and with that, a profound inner change. The way to opening the mind is often first through the heart. And once is the mind & heart are open, so many things become possible.

Irwin Corey

• Great
• Mind
• Heart

Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!

Irwin Corey

• Behinds
• Beholder

It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.

Irwin Corey

• Change
• Peace
• Growth

I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.

Irwin Corey

• Believe
• Stills
• Ifs

Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.

Irwin Corey

• Today
• Procedures
• Precedence

Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.

Irwin Corey

• Great
• Land