Brendon Small Quotes

United States, Stand-Up Comedian
February 15, 1975

Brendon Small is an American stand-up comedian, animator, actor, voice actor, writer, director, producer, singer and musician known for co-creating the animated series Home Movies (1999–2004; with Loren Bouchard) and Metalocalypse (2006–13; with Tommy Blacha). He is also known for creating, performing and writing the music for the virtual melodic death metal band, Dethklok.

Also known as Actor, Animator, Voice Actor, Director, Producer, Singer, Musician

I think Berklee College of Music had the highest dropout rate of any college - or pretend college - in the United States. Because I think most people think they're going to be in Green Day or whatever, and you actually have to learn about music you don't care for, too. I mean, I cared for a great deal of music; it's just that I didn't want to submerge myself into the well of fusion jazz.

Brendon Small
- Music
- College
- Learn
Marriage is only good for two things: tax breaks and adultery.

Brendon Small
- Marriage
- Breaks
- Adultery

I'd rather die than go to heaven.

Brendon Small
- Die
- Heaven