Brett Gelman Quotes
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I like being from a city that is not entrenched in show business. When you're in New York City or Los Angeles, even if you're not dealing with show business, there's still this sense that it's the center of the universe.
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Although the pineapple had been widely disseminated for centuries among the native peoples of South and Central America, it didn't figure in European history until 1493.
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I've never seen myself as a 'girl driver.' I'm just a driver.
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Man is a creative retrospection of nature upon itself.
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But like Mrs. Ford, I think that the more people realize what a difficult and what an insidious disease it is, the sooner people will start to correct that situation.
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I was pregnant, and, like, 'Being a mom's going to be easy!' And now I'm like, 'Great.'
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I prefer to leave the paintings to speak for themselves.
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Beyond being timely, an obituary has a more subjective duty: to assess its subject's impact.
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E-mail, when it became mobile - what happened? Utilization of email went through the roof. Just pure Internet access and data - what happens when you mobilize it? Multiples. People are dependent upon broadband and as you mobilize it, they become even more dependent on broadband.
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I've never been one to stay still. I was born a nomad, and I still am a nomad and always will be.
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We're not going to make Evolution or any of our other products depend on Mono anytime in the near future.
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Nothing fires me up like losing. It certainly makes you want to go that extra bit.
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It's good to go with your gut instincts in life. You just should. Even if it doesn't work out, something good will come out of it.
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I've always found the rain very calming.
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The only way to find peace is when you are not separated, when you are not fighting, when you part of the whole.
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As a species, I think we have no choice but to try and forecast pandemics.
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Like sex in Victorian England, the reality of Big Business today is our big dirty secret.
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I know what I can do so it doesn't bother me what other people think or their opinion on the situation.
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Real adventure is defined best as a journey from which you may not come back alive, and certainly not as the same person.
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When someone writes to tell me something I've written made them laugh or cry, I've done my job and done it well. The rest is all semantics.
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I think listening to music from your youth is as powerful as a scent passed beneath your nose.
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I'm not a very religious man, but I'm proud to be a Jew.
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I am very proud to be Brazilian and more motivated than ever to demonstrate what I can do.
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Don't be proud of me. Do something to make yourself proud of yourself.