Brian Regan Quotes
If you tell a kid not to run to a water slide, he/she will walk for 2 steps, then start running again.

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I want minimum information given with maximum politeness.
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I love make-up and the process of transforming my face for a night out, but I definitely don't believe in wearing it every day. I think it's really important to be comfortable with the way you look without it.
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We need affordable childcare and paid sick leave so workers don't have to choose between their health and their livelihood.
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I never lose confidence. As soon as you lose confidence, you're done.
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I'm not a straight man, but I play one on television.
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It is fantastic to be found in a foreign country.
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I'm uncomfortable with the limelight. I'm not the type to go to the places where I know I'll be seen. I'd rather keep a low profile.
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Since its very inception, Israel has been a threat.
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I did absolutely grow up in a world surrounded by people who were always performing and being flamboyant.
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I think that the greatest lesson I learned from my father is just having compassion towards people.
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Enjoy every sandwich.
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I was about nine years old when a teacher administered my IQ test. Unfortunately, as I was nine, I didn't know that I needed to keep the paperwork for future reference.
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During the season especially, we take a lot of swings, we play a lot of games, we swing a lot in games, batting practice, all that, so to maintain your shoulder the strongest is one of the key points that we focused on in the offseason.
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I never met a woman I didn't like. I love 'em all, in their different ways.
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Any time anyone makes a comic book into a movie, in some way, I think they have to kill the comic book.
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I learned a long time ago that fame and money is not a ticket to happiness.
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My three best friends get me through everything: I need cute jeans, my kids are driving me crazy, I'm throwing a party, whatever. They keep me dialed in.
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I think it is very good for the country, for the world, and especially for the Democrats that Harry Reid is retiring.
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I love honest men, and a I love a man who is loyal to women.
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Where I'm from on the Gold Coast, we say that there are a lot of 'cashed-up Bogans,' you know, people with no class but a lot of money.
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I'm always pleased when people respond to the work.
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Child welfare ought really to cover all sorts of topics, such as better water and sanitation and good roads, and clean streets and public parks and playgrounds.
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I knew Anais Nin, who called me after I had been away for a few years. She was seeking help because at that time no one would give her a decent review. She was made fun of.
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If you tell a kid not to run to a water slide, he/she will walk for 2 steps, then start running again.