Brian Regan Quotes
If you tell a kid not to run to a water slide, he/she will walk for 2 steps, then start running again.

Quotes to Explore
-
I want minimum information given with maximum politeness.
-
I love make-up and the process of transforming my face for a night out, but I definitely don't believe in wearing it every day. I think it's really important to be comfortable with the way you look without it.
-
We need affordable childcare and paid sick leave so workers don't have to choose between their health and their livelihood.
-
I never lose confidence. As soon as you lose confidence, you're done.
-
I'm not a straight man, but I play one on television.
-
It is fantastic to be found in a foreign country.
-
I'm uncomfortable with the limelight. I'm not the type to go to the places where I know I'll be seen. I'd rather keep a low profile.
-
Since its very inception, Israel has been a threat.
-
I did absolutely grow up in a world surrounded by people who were always performing and being flamboyant.
-
Enjoy every sandwich.
-
I was about nine years old when a teacher administered my IQ test. Unfortunately, as I was nine, I didn't know that I needed to keep the paperwork for future reference.
-
During the season especially, we take a lot of swings, we play a lot of games, we swing a lot in games, batting practice, all that, so to maintain your shoulder the strongest is one of the key points that we focused on in the offseason.
-
I never met a woman I didn't like. I love 'em all, in their different ways.
-
Any time anyone makes a comic book into a movie, in some way, I think they have to kill the comic book.
-
I learned a long time ago that fame and money is not a ticket to happiness.
-
My three best friends get me through everything: I need cute jeans, my kids are driving me crazy, I'm throwing a party, whatever. They keep me dialed in.
-
I think it is very good for the country, for the world, and especially for the Democrats that Harry Reid is retiring.
-
I love honest men, and a I love a man who is loyal to women.
-
In The Name of the King is the right title. To be honest, I don't know who had the final idea for the title but I liked it and it has a strong connection to the movie's story.
-
The American version of 'The Office' is fantastic.
-
Except for politics, no business is scrutinized more exhaustively than journalism.
-
Nearly all human beings love, but nearly none know how to love.
-
Be an example to your men, in your duty and in private life. Never spare yourself, and let the troops see that you don't in your endurance of fatigue and privation. Always be tactful and well-mannered and teach your subordinates to do the same. Avoid excessive sharpness or harshness of voice, which usually indicates the man who has shortcomings of his own to hide.
-
If you tell a kid not to run to a water slide, he/she will walk for 2 steps, then start running again.