Bruce Bruce Quotes
I don't do too many jokes about current affairs, because almost every comedian always does that.
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Hamas has effectively kidnapped Gaza. Instead of turning it into the Singapore of the Middle East that was promised, they have turned it into a fortress of terror.
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Now at 47, 48 I am expected to do ten times better work that I did when I was 24.
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Should you find yourself in a chronically leaking boat, energy devoted to changing vessels is likely to be more productive than energy devoted to patching leaks.
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Instagram is just a highlight reel... Ten percent of the time, Chan and I have a lot of fun. Ninety percent, we're really boring.
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For the past several years, I have remained what others would consider underground. I did this in order to build a community of people, like-minded in their desire for freedom and the right to pursue their goals and lives without being manipulated and controlled by a media protected military industrial complex with a completely different agenda.
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I am not going to come back and play IPL. Have a few plans and may play a few matches here and there.
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You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true, And unafraid of toil.
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Discipline says, 'I need to.' Duty says, 'I ought to.' Devotion says, 'I want to.'
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I'm haunted sometimes by the thought, what if we lived from that place all the time? What if we went there without tragedy striking first? The very thought of who we would be together, and the kinds of collectives decisions we would make. The kind of world we'd create makes me want to cry sometimes.
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It is a defect of God's humor that he directs our hearts everywhere but to those who have a right to them.
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What makes us heroic?--Confronting simultaneously our supreme suffering and our supreme hope.
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Why ask for your daily bread when you own the bakery?
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There may be some burning animals, ... We'll see what happens.
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Luck is just bein' prepared at all times, so when the door opens you're ready.
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Working at the magic shop really gave me a sense of comedy because it was all jokes.
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People make jokes about how black people are the first ones to be killed off.
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To avenge a wrong done to you, is to rob yourself of the comfort of crying out against the injustice of it.
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I don't think you've ever heard anything bad about me, and I'd like to keep it that way.
