Dana Gould Quotes
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59% of all suicides are actually botched murder-suicides performed by dyslexics.
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked, screaming, soaked in blood. But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there.
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Competition is the death of art.
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The hole on the face of an acoustic guitar is called the sound hole. The one of the face of its player is called the sincerity hole.
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The expression working like a dog dates back to a time in America when men would rise early, then lie around all day and lick their balls.
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Take away the robots and the special effects, and Star Wars is just the simple story of a group of friends planning a terrorist attack.
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When I found out that coffins are padded, I stopped fearing death.
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In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice.