Hari Kondabolu Quotes
I would love the opportunity to create my own program. I feel like a TV show with a format of monologue with lots of sketches thrown in could be really fun. But you know, that may never happen. Minimally, I just want to keep making stand-up.
Quotes to Explore
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I happen to miss the Constitution; I thought it was a good document.
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I was always very determined and ambitious, and I knew I would do something that would let me travel and stuff, but I didn't know really know what I would do to get there.
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My mom used to tell me when I was little, 'When it rains, it's God's manifestation - a big day's waiting to happen.'
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The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers.
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When I sit down with my notebook, when I start scribbling words across the page, I find out what I'm feeling.
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There is no bore like a clever bore.
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I hate bell peppers, which is annoying because they technically have my name all over them.
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At the beginning of a new project, often before I do any actual writing, I collect photos, quotes, song lyrics, and even objects that relate to the characters or the world I'm creating.
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I'm very happy with what I've accomplished, but we're going for more.
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The end of science is not to prove a theory, but to improve mankind.
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I don't start with a list of historical scenes that I want to include in the book. At a certain point, the narrative totally takes over, and everything that I include I can only incorporate if it answers to the internal terms of the novel.
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Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
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I technically have two last names, which is a lot of fun when you're making airline reservations.
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Making the Hall of Fame, would it be something that's gratifying because of what I've sacrificed? Sure. Baseball has been a big part of our lives. We've sacrificed our bodies. It's the way we made our living.
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I think the purpose of a piece of music is significant when it actually lives in somebody else. A composer puts down a code, and a performer can activate the code in somebody else. Once it lives in somebody else, it can live in others as well.
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If you're going through friendship issues, I would say, first of all take a step back. How important is the friendship to you? Sometimes, if someone's not being a good friend to you and isn't treating you the way you should be treated, then you kind of have to move on sometimes.
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You must never throw away things that are worth good money.
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You can bend, but never break. Stay Unbreakable!
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Through work, education, and culture, I will give hope to our country.
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One of the ultimate things a human can learn is kindness for their fellow humans.
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The whole idea that the rescue was staged or the soldiers were shooting blanks, that's just obvious stuff. Why would you do that in the middle of a war? It's just crazy.
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Broccoli gets such a bad rap. This is perplexing to those of us who love that green, treelike, stalky vegetable.
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I can't sing anything other than country!
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I would love the opportunity to create my own program. I feel like a TV show with a format of monologue with lots of sketches thrown in could be really fun. But you know, that may never happen. Minimally, I just want to keep making stand-up.
