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		Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Zach Braff 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	 
	
	
	
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		Disease generally begins that equality which death completes. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Samuel Johnson 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		And I think there is too much bloviating around from politicians. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Barney Frank 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				W. Somerset Maugham 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		If we turn our back on the people of this country who need to work for a living, we shouldn't be here, to be honest, because that has to be an essential part of what we do to protect the country, from the standpoint of defense, protect workers and make sure they have jobs. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Barbara Boxer 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I always had this childhood image in the back of my mind of this fantastic place where all the things I liked came from; Orson Welles, jazz, all that stuff. Los Angeles is one of those places where somebodies become nobodies and nobodies become somebody. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Carlos Ruiz Zafon 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		It helps if you don't date other actors, but actresses are beautiful. How can you say no? 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Adam Brody 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	 
		
	
	
	
	
		Pigeon racing is a lousy, greedy, and often unlawful activity. One thing that it is not is kind to birds. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Ingrid Newkirk 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		When the mind withdraws into itself and dispenses with facts it makes only chaos. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Edith Hamilton 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I think we need people with stronger ideals than John Kerry or Bill Clinton. I think we need people with more courage and vision. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Octavia E. Butler 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Life isn't fair, and it isn't government's job to make life fair. But if you're not willing to give up on yourself, then we shouldn't give up on you, either. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Tammy Duckworth 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I struggled with the pressure of having the successful record after the first record. Second album syndrome. I'm living proof; it's very real. It was like a psychological battle to be creative. I used to never feel pressure to be creative; it's always just been a fun thing. And then suddenly it's my job, and people are asking, 'Where's the record?' 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Flume 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand, and the determination that whether we win or lose, we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Vince Lombardi 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	 
		
	
	
	
	
		One thing that you can't fake is chemistry. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Blake Shelton 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		But he is pretty. God, I hope he's not an asshole. Do you think there's any chance he's both non-orifice and single? I mean, seriously. What are the chances? 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Laini Taylor 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		As sure as this Earth is turnin, souls burnin / In search of higher learnin, turnin in every direction seeking direction / My moms cryin cause her insides are dyin / Her son tryin her patience, keep her heart racin / A million beats a minute, I know I push you to your limit / But it's this game, love—I'm caught up all in it / They make it so you can't prevent it, never give it / You gotta take it, can't fake it, I keep it authentic 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Jay-Z 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Eventually we even got to the point where we could disagree with Bernard Leach. I mean, when we first went there, gee, I mean, this was a man who had written a book. He was, in a sense, God, and we for the first couple of weeks called him Mr. Leach. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Warren MacKenzie 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I don't think I'm good, I don't think I'm a good rapper. I think a lot of people always want me to battle somebody and stuff like that which is cool, but I don't see myself as a rapper. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Donald Glover 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Zach Braff