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My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.
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Guys should not be allowed to use the Internet all day long. So sad.
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I don't think I ever wore pants on 'Reno 911!' and I was on it about five times.
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Comedy is just one of the many professions that women are taking over.
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If you look at NBC, two of their most successful shows - '30 Rock' and 'Parks And Rec' - are written by women, produced by women, and I think that's the future. Women are the new men.
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The corporations are shoving just the worst music down everybody's throats, and I think the result of that is that nobody has any taste. They have no bar as to what is good.
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I grew up as a child actress, not a child star. I was an actress - big difference.
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When I was 23, I moved to Australia to be with this 43-year-old con artist I fell in love with.