David Crowe Quotes

United States, Comedian
1967

David Crowe is a comedian from Seattle, Washington. He was winner of the 1996 San Francisco Stand-up Comedy Competition and Winner of the 1995 Seattle Stand-up Comedy Competition.

The trombone is not meant for romance... any instrument that hawks up it's own loogie every ten minutes is not meant for wooin' the ladies.

David Crowe
Don't make sense, make change.

David Crowe
- Change
- Sense

I read about a guy in Michigan this winter who was cruising along on his snow mobile. "Whoo hoo!" Didn't see a barbed wire fence. FOOM - cut his head right off. And I'll be honest with you, my first thought was... That's how I want to go. Having the time of your life, "whoo hoo!" FOOM. I want the last thought in my head to be, 'Hey, check out that headless snow mobile driver. He's got a jacket just like mine.'

David Crowe
- Cutting
- Being
- Winter