United States, Comedian 1967
David Crowe is a comedian from Seattle, Washington. He was winner of the 1996 San Francisco Stand-up Comedy Competition and Winner of the 1995 Seattle Stand-up Comedy Competition.
Don't make sense, make change.
The trombone is not meant for romance... any instrument that hawks up it's own loogie every ten minutes is not meant for wooin' the ladies.
I read about a guy in Michigan this winter who was cruising along on his snow mobile. "Whoo hoo!" Didn't see a barbed wire fence. FOOM - cut his head right off. And I'll be honest with you, my first thought was... That's how I want to go. Having the time of your life, "whoo hoo!" FOOM. I want the last thought in my head to be, 'Hey, check out that headless snow mobile driver. He's got a jacket just like mine.'
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