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Statistics don't lie. It's the people who make up the statistics that lie.
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People try to live their lives without consequences and end up living lives of no consequence.
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The universe is a really interesting place. I couldn't live anywhere else.
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I love a good non sequitur.
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I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.
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Man's worst enemies are boredom and discontent.
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There are no dumb questions, but there are plenty of people who give dumb answers.
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When you don't know where you're at, you don't get upset you're not somewhere else.