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When I get sick I start scripting the video tape that I'm gonna leave behind when I die. Sometimes imagining that even makes me cry. Both hurting and happiness make me feel more alive, but as I get older it seems that hurting's the low hanging fruit. So I pick it. 26.
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What better way to connect with people than by staring and talking straight at them? Don't blink - that's one less connection you could have made.
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Don't swim up stream, baby. The future was right where you were. 23.
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It's complimacated. (sounds like compli-ma-kayted, emphasis on first syllable) 16
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Okay, roll-call, no talking. Benny, Marc; Ethel, Shakina, nice shoes. Bobo twins, anyone seen the Bobo twins? Those Bobo twins.11
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Just a reminder, what other people think of you is none of your business.1.
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Terrorists are desperate assholes who see no institutionalized recourse to address their grievances, so they resort to random acts of violence in order to instill fear into the general population.4
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Say the opposite, say the opposite, say the same thing, say the same thing. (song/refrain on 'The Show').
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'Army of one': when the shit hits the fan, you're on your own.14.
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The most incredible gift you can give someone in a video is to help them feel less alone... The things that make us feel the most alone, have the greatest power to connect us
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Let me realize that my past failures at follow-through are no indication of my future performance. They're just healthy little fires that are gonna warm up my ass
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Perfectionism may look good in his shiny shoes, but he’s a little bit of an asshole and no one invites him to their pool parties.
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Look! A see-through wall of glass! 22
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There's no need to sharpen my pencils anymore. They're sharp enough. Even the dull ones will make a mark.
Ze Frank