Ze Frank Quotes
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Don't swim up stream, baby. The future was right where you were. 23.
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What better way to connect with people than by staring and talking straight at them? Don't blink - that's one less connection you could have made.
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Perfectionism may look good in his shiny shoes, but he’s a little bit of an asshole and no one invites him to their pool parties.
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Shock 'n' Awe. We bring the BoomWow.13
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Just a reminder, what other people think of you is none of your business.1.
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in the summertime sometimes i sleep 'macho': ah, white t-shirt, no underpants. Sleeping macho looks very attractive on a man. I feel like it helps me breathe. 21
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Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck. 3.
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It's complimacated. (sounds like compli-ma-kayted, emphasis on first syllable) 16
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Say the opposite, say the opposite, say the same thing, say the same thing. (song/refrain on 'The Show').
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Both hurting and happiness make me feel more alive, but as I get older it seems that hurting's the low hanging fruit. So I pick it. 9
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Terrorists are desperate assholes who see no institutionalized recourse to address their grievances, so they resort to random acts of violence in order to instill fear into the general population.4
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Let me realize that my past failures at follow-through are no indication of my future performance. They're just healthy little fires that are gonna warm up my ass
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'Army of one': when the shit hits the fan, you're on your own.14.
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There's no need to sharpen my pencils anymore. They're sharp enough. Even the dull ones will make a mark.