Pat Paulsen Quotes
You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.

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Remember who you are and where you come from; otherwise, you don't know where you are going.
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I think Freud is about contamination, but I think that is something he learned from Shakespeare, because Shakespeare is about nothing but contamination, you might say.
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If you're an actress or a musician, everyone thinks you're hot.
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Getting old is a fascination thing. The older you get, the older you want to get.
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If it helped you get your music off the ground, I'm glad you done it.
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There's the person that's the addict, and then there's the person that's who you are.
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Sometimes when you do interviews, it gets twisted up.
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When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.
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If you look at my career, doing albums with Norah Jones, Justin Timberlake, Gucci Mane and Lil Wayne or KRS-One and Jean Grae, I can't be pigeonholed.
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When you're making movies you've got to get obsessive.
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Stuffed vine leaves tend to burn and/or stick when you cook them. To avoid this, use a heavy based pan lined with a few layers of second-rate leaves.
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Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?
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If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
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Nothing's better than coming away from a film when people don't even recognize you, because you've undergone a total transformation.
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The man does not beat your head because you got a Cadillac or because you got a Ford; he beats you because you're black!
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The only thing that is real is the being in you that is going to die.
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Well, I must tell you I write the scripts very close to the bone. So I'm writing episode seven now and couldn't tell you what happens in episode eight.
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Read over your compositions, and when you meet a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out.
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People like to pigeonhole you. It's easier.
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I believe in God. God created the world.
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I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.
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In the midst of death life persists.
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Emasculation does seem to be a theme in the roles that I choose.
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You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.