P. J. O'Rourke Quotes
The people who despise America are the editors of the 'New Statesman.' Their green-card applications must have been turned down.
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Writers have an opinion about the world and offer arguments about the world. They should offer contemplation.
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If I could work with Joan Van Ark every day for the rest of my life I would.
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Sport's hard: the margin between winning and losing is tiny.
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I've had the same barber since I was about 14 years old.
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Story was that human civilization started to develop with first social network. Emerged where population concentration was high. Helped propel to where we are now. Facebook is next step of creating a huge human brain to embrace hundreds of million, possibly billions of people.
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If you're lucky, I think you know what you want to do with your life. I think that's a greater gift that any of the gifts you might have when you do know, if you know what I mean. It must be awful to not know what to do.
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By five or six, when the heels start to hurt, I kick off my shoes and walk bare feet. But that's not a big deal. Nobody else is at the office at that time, and as for singing loudly, I don't sing loudly. I might hum a tune at times when I am thinking about something, but that's all fine.
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I know that John Adams has had a very hard time directing French ensembles.
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I like to paint, I'm absolutely no good at it, but I'm so comfortable with that because it's good for me to have something to fail at.
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Men fall in love with their eyes - they like what they see - and women fall in love with their ears - they like what they hear!
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I was lucky enough to occasionally break out of that racist situation that prevails in the Hollywood film production community. But it was racist then and it will always be that way. It will never be otherwise.
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Some days, I feel like I should win Best Mom of the Day award, and some days, I find myself doing strange things that don't have any real purpose, in faraway corners in my house, and I realize I am literally and deliberately hiding from my children.
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I trained in medicine in India, and after that, I chose psychiatry as my specialty, much to the dismay of my mother and all my family members who kind of thought neurosurgery would be a more respectable option for their brilliant son.
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American democracy in the past has always been known for its large middle class and its relatively few very wealthy people and very few very poor people, but that is gone to today and the middle class is shrinking.
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New Zealand's Daniel Vettori is a very good bowler.
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Toronto was a great place to work, a fun place to work. People were so hockey-oriented, hockey-minded, without being too critical. In Montreal, they got downright nasty sometimes.
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The American dream is still to own your home.
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For the most part, the real work is done in the songwriting stage and recording; the next step is presenting to people.
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Of course, we also are soberly aware that historical problems remain in cross-strait relations, and that there will be issues in the future that will require time, patience and joint efforts to resolve.
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False happiness renders men stern and proud, and that happiness is never communicated. True happiness renders them kind and sensible, and that happiness is always shared.
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I have not given much credence to reviews of my films. Sometimes they're wrong, but it didn't matter to me.
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They take journalism really seriously because they know the force that it is and can be.
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I find it hard to believe that human beings are the crowning achievement of life on earth. Something better than us has to come along.
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The people who despise America are the editors of the 'New Statesman.' Their green-card applications must have been turned down.
