Weird Al Yankovic (Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic) Quotes

I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

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• I love this planet... I want to see the environment preserved and I want to see the human race preserved. And I'd like to see everybody living decently in a more equitable, kind-hearted, thoughtful, generous world.

  

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• The most important of all rights is the right to life, and I cannot foresee a day when domesticated animals will be granted that right in law.

  

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• 'Make You Miss Me' is an important song to me. Having it go No. 1 as the fifth single off of my first record is the cherry on top of a chapter in my life I'll never forget.

  

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• The game of life is a game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later with astounding accuracy.

  

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• Eliza Factor's first novel, 'The Mercury Fountain,' explores what happens when a life driven by ideology confronts implacable truths of science and human nature. It also shows how leaders can inflict damage by neglecting the real needs of real people.

  

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• There must be right and wrong answers to questions of morality and values that potentially fall within the purview of science. On this view, some people and cultures will be right (to a greater or lesser degree), and some will be wrong, with respect to what they deem important in life.

  

  Sam Harris
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• Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum.

  

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• My view is that when in doubt, society should err on the side of life.

  

  Mac Thornberry
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• Canada is a big part of my life.

  

  Gail Simmons
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• I can't give a decent toast to save my life.

  

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• After I directed, when I went back to being an actor, I was like, 'God, this is the life!' Because you only have to concentrate on one thing.

  

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• What I learned from boxing and what everyone can take in real life is to follow directions, follow order. Don't give nobody a hard time.

  

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• Being a father is the most important thing, if you ask me. It changed me as a person and gave me an all new life.

  

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• I think that God prepared me for Chris's death in some ways, because I've seen other people lose their spouses. I've known for a long time that life isn't fair.

  

  Taya Kyle
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• Everyone's like, 'Oh, you must live in L.A., the glamorous life,' and I really don't. I'm in a small house, in Pittsburgh, in the snow.

  

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• I've got a clear line between work and real life.

  

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• No man has a right to expect to succeed in life unless he understands his business, and nobody can understand his business thoroughly unless he learns it by personal application and experience.

  

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• Life is one long jubilee.

  

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• Sometimes I make it to parties and sometimes I don't. Social life is always something you can go back to.

  

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• I'm getting criticism on social media, saying, 'Ah, you ducked Shane Mosley.' I've never ducked anyone in my life. They need to look into it a bit more.

  

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• It comes in handy in situations like that. People always expect you to be riding around in stretch limousines all the time, but I will sometimes take public transportation if it's convenient, and it does surprise people, you see the heads turn.

  

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• In school all I wanted to do was build technology. That's what I loved.

  

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• If you truly believe something, and it's incorrect, that doesn't mean you don't have integrity.

  

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• I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

  

  Weird Al Yankovic
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