Weird Al Yankovic (Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic) Quotes
How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?

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I do not often get lonely, and I never get bored.
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You get kind of bored being in catalogues all the time.
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I want variety. I certainly don't want any kind of hype if I can avoid it. I'm trying to play parts which are a little more out there, but I want variety, I suppose, because - like a lot of people - I'm easily bored.
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The best effort of a fine person is felt after we have left their presence.
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If everything gets too serious for me on the album, I get kinda bored. I've got to have some kind of jovial things in there.
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My main motivation is not to get bored. I'm just hoping I get a vaguely maverick reputation.
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You can actually be bored stiff while you're dying.
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I know from an editor's point of view or a publisher's point of view it's easier to slot me into a particular niche. But I know that I'd be bored unless I wrote a book that in some senses was a challenge.
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I'm never bored.
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You can always tell an actor by the bored look in their eye whenever someone else is talking.
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I liked 'Diff'rent Strokes' up until about the last three or four years. I was bored.
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The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.
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When I graduated high school, I bought a guitar and, at first, didn't really think I'd get into the songwriting thing as much as I did. But after learning a few songs of other people's to play on the guitar, I got bored with that and just started writing songs on my own, and that's kinda how it came about.
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I don't know how to get bored. I need to learn to rest.
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When you're away, I'm restless, lonely, Wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you're near.
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The day that you walk out in front of 30,000 people and don't get nervous is probably the day to give it up. It's inspiring to be a little terrified.
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Being blonde, for me, means never having to say: 'I'll have the honey-striped half-head of highlights for £200,' to a bored colourist in a Mayfair salon, which is much more satisfying, not to mention cheap.
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And when I get bored, it's like the worst parts of me come out. I really veer to self-destructive tendencies quickly.
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I get bored quite easily, so I like to keep my mind entertained by challenging myself.
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I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.
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If the library's rarest frequenters are the ones we'd like to see in them the most, then libraries are failing.
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As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fitted in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition, too.
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A contract for the establishment of government, being nothing but a voluntary contract between individuals for their mutual benefit, differs, in nothing that is essential to its validity, from any other contract between man and man, or between nation and nation.
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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?