Weird Al Yankovic (Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic) Quotes
I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children's book was something that I'd been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.

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Even in the angels there is the subordination of one hierarchy to another, and in the heavens, and all the bodies that are moved, the lowest by the highest and the highest in their turn unto the Supreme Mover of all.
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One day, though, I was asked if I'd like to go to the University of Florida and become a Gator.
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The Arab awakening was driven by youth, organized by technology, and fired by a hunger for political change.
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I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.
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Lawyers and other professionals are using Quora to build their reputation and build their bonafides.
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I have always liked a challenge.
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It's fun to present stories that have a character that, really, everybody wants to be.
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I don't like being in debt, and I wouldn't borrow money for anything.
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It's hard to be serious in life.
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The price of empire is America's soul, and that price is too high.
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There are people who consider it almost unpatriotic to be inquisitive and to be truthful about your opinions.
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Mr. Gonzales' failure to respond to questions legitimately posed to him by the Senate raises grave doubts in my mind as to his fitness to serve the people of the United States as their Attorney General.
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When I'm working, on sets or stages, my contracts specify in the rider that no plastic bottles be used. When I'm playing with my band, we all use metal and non-plastic containers for drinking to be ecologically sensitive and show others that this is the way to go.
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There are millions of eligible students who are not getting services. We have got to correct that. At its face value, it's wrong.
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My summer reading suggestion: Pick a really famous, really long novel.
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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children's book was something that I'd been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.