Weird Al Yankovic (Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic) Quotes
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The public's nerves are raw and edgy. You have to be discreet and understanding about the films you are showing.
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And I mean I never doubt anybody's record.
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Black culture has been a huge influence in my life.
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People say, 'Wow, you've achieved it all this year: two world championship wins and an Olympic gold medal.' And I think, 'Yeah, but how come I feel so unsatisfied and under pressure all over again?'
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People return my phone calls now, which is really interesting. I'll tell you what I've learned that's kind of bittersweet. So many doors have opened up. I've met everybody in the business. I'm fortunate people want to work with me.
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I had studied theater for three years in London when someone suggested me for the role.
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I just can't feel lukewarm about a character. I either despise her, admire her, or don't understand her and want to understand her.
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I don't start with a list of historical scenes that I want to include in the book. At a certain point, the narrative totally takes over, and everything that I include I can only incorporate if it answers to the internal terms of the novel.
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I'll always be into sports. Sports is part of my life forever. My TV stays on ESPN all day long, I'm one of those. I don't even listen to music in the car; all I listen to is sports talk.
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One of the first things I learned about acting was, the only person you compete against is yourself.
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Research confirms that great teachers change lives. Students with one highly effective elementary school teacher are more likely to go to college, less likely to become pregnant as teens, and earn tens of thousands more over their lifetimes.
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If people still trust me with a funny line, then that is fine. If that is what gets me work.
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So I just got on the phone and the engineer just patched me in and I did reports. I'd get a community leader and bring him to the phone, call up the station and do an interview over the phone with the guy.
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Our high school didn't have a crew team - we started the crew team.
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I hate big models.
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You can be on top of everything, and the next minute, you're going to be on the bottom.
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The forties are the time when you begin to take notice of certain aches and pains. Your body and brain behave in inexplicable ways: Less hair on your head, more in your ears and nostrils. More memories in the bank, less synaptic firepower with which to access them. Gravity has started to show its inexorable pull.
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Everyone will someday be judged for what they do, and Jah is the only judge.
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Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.
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Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.
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Fools are very often united in the strictest intimacies, as the lighter kinds of woods are the most closely glued together.
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Bruce is the man. He was definitely ahead of his time.
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Press agent - a man who hitches his braggin' to a star.
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I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.
