Weird Al Yankovic (Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic) Quotes
There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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I think studies are really important and shouldn't be compromised.
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The correct didactic analysis is one that does not in the least differ from the curative treatment. How, indeed, shall the future analyst learn the technique if he does not experience it just exactly as he is to apply it later?
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I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.
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It's time for some common sense from federal agencies.
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Big Business can make laws as easily as it can break them - and with as little impunity.
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I feel fortunate that I'm able to play diverse roles. I don't think everybody in Hollywood gets the opportunity to do that.
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The moment you give up your principles, and your values, you are dead, your culture is dead, your civilization is dead. Period.
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My mother was against me being an artist. She just wanted me to marry a rich man.
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We have to be aware of our fragilities as human beings - when we see cruelty, to understand that in certain conditions, we could be cruel, too.
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I live with myself. I wake up with myself, I eat, and I take a dump with myself. I don't see anything special there. I do all the same things other human beings and creatures do. I don't see any need to be telling the data of the day of this particular human being by posting it on online. It's not interesting to me.
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When you carry out acts of kindness you get a wonderful feeling inside. It is as though something inside your body responds and says, yes, this is how I ought to feel.
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Well, I'm a writer by nature, and I got a little bit - a little taste of a daily fast-paced writing job, writing career, and I loved it.
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It's up to the audience. It always has been.
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I have all sorts of problems and feel discouraged.
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Girls shouldn't drink because their bodies are not made for drinking and smoking.
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I feel a physical happiness when spring is coming.
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I think that there should be options available, quite early on, that if someone is recognised as a disruptive child, for them to be trained vocationally. Maybe if those kids were given the option to learn how to contribute to society on a practical level they wouldn't get into trouble.
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As long as a house is like yours, and as long as you work together with your brothers, not a house in the world will be able to compete with you, to cause you harm or to take advantage of you, for together you can undertake and perform more than any house in the world.
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One of the ridiculous aspects of being a poet is the huge gulf between how seriously we take ourselves and how generally we are ignored by everybody else.
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I studied at the Piccolo Teatro di Milano; I was a theatre actor.
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Poor old Spotty Muldoon. He thought of splitting the atom the other day. If only he could have had the idea about thirty years ago, he'd have made a bloody fortune.
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I believe that all the important people in my life prior to 1982 were victimized by my illness.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
