Weird Al Yankovic (Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic) Quotes
There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.

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I have to wear two sports bras when I do my cardio. It takes a lot to hold these puppies up!
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It's very juicy to twirl your mustache and figure out why people do the horrible things that they do. It's not just because they are evil, but because that's how they somehow explain the world to themselves and justify themselves. It's always interesting figuring out how that happens.
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I've always been proud that my name stands for peace.
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Fundamentally, footballers don't look around a dressing room and think, 'He's a black player... he's Japanese.' They don't think like that. They think, 'He's a good player; he can help. He's not very good.' I'm not trying to defend anyone's actions, but there are going to be isolated incidents because it's an emotive, passionate sport.
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Metaphysics is a dark ocean without shores or lighthouse, strewn with many a philosophic wreck.
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The world that you and I live in is increasingly challenged. Population growth, pollution, over-consumption, unsustainable patterns, social conflict, climate change, loss of nature... these are not good stories.
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Wherever magistrates were appointed from among those who complied with the injunctions of the laws, Socrates considered the government to be an aristocracy.
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There is not one New York but thousands - mixed-up conurbations and microclimates with their own internal logics and charms, dreams and juxtapositions, faces and tongues.
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Even if you buy a Finnish, Korean or American phone - it will be Ericsson on the inside.
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Before every show, we get into a circle, hold hands, and someone makes a speech. Most bands are too cool for that.
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But I can tell you that the New York that I see now is not the New York that we grew up in. It's not 1973.
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I found it more challenging to act in a small scene, especially if it has no dialogue and if it is a close-up with only expressions.
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Law enforcement officers are never 'off duty.' They are dedicated public servants who are sworn to protect public safety at any time and place that the peace is threatened. They need all the help that they can get.
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We want every human being in the womb to be safe, not have these babies be killed to solve some dilemma.
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New Hampshire is moving in the right direction because we have shown time and time again that we can work across the aisle to solve problems.
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You can't stay the same. If you're a musician and a singer, you have to change, that's the way it works.
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That's the really neat thing about Dan Quayle, as you must have realized from the first moment you looked into those lovely blue eyes: impeachment insurance.
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What we hear now is great-sounding records with great-sounding grooves and loops. And the sound of these records is irresistible, but the craft of songwriting is just about over. That's why, whenever I get an opportunity to do an album full of standards, I jump at it because I miss it.
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Before 'Schindler's List,' I wouldn't have believed movies had a lot of power for social change.
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I understand that anything actors are doing, good or bad, is motivated by fear.
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Nothing that you do will ever feel good if you let people convince you that you have no choice.
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Everything good in the world has feathers and wings and claws.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.