Kevin Smith Quotes
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God is a great concept, but it doesn't work
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A science fiction movie? I don't know. I think I have made one already... Chasing Amy. Because you go ask any lesbian, that'll never happen. Even if, and probably especially because, the dude is Ben fucking Affleck.
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In Hollywood, you just kind of fail upwards.
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Americans tend to celebrate even the most mediocre or basic accomplishments... It's like weddings to me. Why is that a big deal?... Why do you have to have a big shindig where you're, like, 'Look, we're doing it' and everybody applauds and throws shit in your face. - SModcast 1: Fisting Flipper
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Don't get me wrong, I love Schindler's List, but it's not like 'Hey, man, let's get loaded and watch Schindler's List.' - SModcast 4: Can I get a (Masturbatory) Witness
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Sir, I just think that's it's fucking brilliant that you somehow managed to tie Chuck Norris, Chewbacca the Wookie, and Jesus Christ together.
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What's your name, new best friend?
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'Look at my dick.'
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What happened to Riggs?
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'as Tim Burton Anyone who knows me will tell you that I would never read a comic book.' Which, to me, explains fucking Batman.
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There would always be a bunch of fucking grousers and nay-sayers being like 'that was uncalled for.'
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Scaramucci is a leftist globalist - totally worthless when it comes to truth. He got his position by sucking up and giving the controlling hiring media exactly what they wanted. Yeah, in Nov you will be crying again , you elitist Marxist. And we will be as proud as ever with our POTUS Trump! The CCP is more your cup of tea!