Hannah Gadsby Quotes
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I would never date a celebrity. I would want someone with real skills. Doctor, nurse, electrician... tailor.
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My brain is just so busy. I'm inattentive; I'm a daydreamer: the space cadet kind.
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The thing about comedy is it gives you a platform to expose your own shortcomings, so it becomes a public display of weirdness.
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That's the problem with ADHD: I have no focus; I get bored.
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...You shouldn't clap, that was a lie... I like to tell lies. According to Shakira, hips don't lie. Which makes me a bundle of contradictions.
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This adoration of an artist as a lone genius is quite misled, I think, because they are very much part of their time and their community.
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A lot of people are intimated by art, but it's something to be revered beyond criticism.
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I've walked away in the middle of a conversation and had no idea that was wrong until someone told me I was being rude.
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Most accountants are strange - let's be honest.
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I've always wanted to make Australian art interesting. To get a different audience watching art documentaries would be great.
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I think most people's view is that selfies are just vanity and stupid, but I think they're really great.
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A lot of people have told me they have mothers like my mother. I seriously doubt it.
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Tasmania is famous for its shape, which is the same shape as the pubic hair region on a woman's body, which I personally don't identify with. Mine's more like a map of the former Soviet Union. Not to scale.
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My mother doesn't like sex. She doesn't like the word, she doesn't like act, and I'm not entirely sure she's too impressed with the results. Ah well, you get out what you put in.