Hannah Gadsby Quotes
The thing about comedy is it gives you a platform to expose your own shortcomings, so it becomes a public display of weirdness.
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But in the long run we're not going to be able to keep out of state trash away from Pennsylvania.
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I seriously object to seeing on the screen what belongs in the bedroom.
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If the television market collapses - and it will collapse - then, it seems, there is too much regulation, and that's not a good thing.
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Religion has to stay in the heart, not in politics. It is private.
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'Obvious' is the most dangerous word in mathematics.
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I have always been an avid reader of chemical literature, eager for what is new.
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Time is generally the best doctor.
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It's fun to get really intense and emotionally detailed and complicated.
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Bond? It is a bit like saying, 'Do you want to play Superman?' Anyone would dream of it. It's one of the most coveted roles in film. I'd be honoured. But I don't know if it will actually happen. I'm just happy with the idea of being associated with it. It's nice there's a lot of good will.
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When people arrive at El Bulli, everybody goes through the kitchen. It's a way of making them feel at home. When they leave, the only thing I ask is whether they've been happy. Everything in between, I don't particularly care.
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I'm a big fan of Katy Perry.
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If it's a good song, it's a good song. I'll take it.
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The thing I love about vampires that I find so fascinating is that, unlike other sci-fi creations, they aren't monsters from the get-go, they're human beings first... and so what kind of human you are would dictate what kind of vampire you would be.
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I'm superstitious... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious.
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Proposing inner-life solutions to our political and economic catastrophes is something done, say the critics, only by people who've spent more time in la-la land than in the 'real world.'
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Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes.
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Our fresh technical resources have furthered the disintegration of solid masses of masonry into slender piers, with consequent far-reaching economies in bulk, space, weight, and haulage.
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I make money using my brains and lose money listening to my heart. But in the long run my books balance pretty well.
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I'm not filthy rich! I'm not as rich as people think. It's funny, isn't it?
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One can resist the invasion of an army but one cannot resist the invasion of ideas.
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I'm not talking about Russia in my music. I've never been to Russia. I'm not talking about Africa, Switzerland, China. I'm talking about me being American and growing up in a crazy world and helping to reflect all different sides of life.
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I have a simple mantra: eat right and work out; you'll never have a weight issue. I never starve or binge.
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I'm anti-globalisation. There is nothing more enriching than to go out into the world and meet people different to you. We must fight the spread of a singular way of thinking and preserve cultural differences.
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The thing about comedy is it gives you a platform to expose your own shortcomings, so it becomes a public display of weirdness.
