Hannah Gadsby Quotes
The thing about comedy is it gives you a platform to expose your own shortcomings, so it becomes a public display of weirdness.
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But in the long run we're not going to be able to keep out of state trash away from Pennsylvania.
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I seriously object to seeing on the screen what belongs in the bedroom.
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If the television market collapses - and it will collapse - then, it seems, there is too much regulation, and that's not a good thing.
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Religion has to stay in the heart, not in politics. It is private.
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'Obvious' is the most dangerous word in mathematics.
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I have always been an avid reader of chemical literature, eager for what is new.
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Time is generally the best doctor.
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It's fun to get really intense and emotionally detailed and complicated.
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After 2014, we will support a unified Afghanistan as it takes responsibility for its own future.
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Bond? It is a bit like saying, 'Do you want to play Superman?' Anyone would dream of it. It's one of the most coveted roles in film. I'd be honoured. But I don't know if it will actually happen. I'm just happy with the idea of being associated with it. It's nice there's a lot of good will.
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When people arrive at El Bulli, everybody goes through the kitchen. It's a way of making them feel at home. When they leave, the only thing I ask is whether they've been happy. Everything in between, I don't particularly care.
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I'm a big fan of Katy Perry.
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If it's a good song, it's a good song. I'll take it.
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The thing I love about vampires that I find so fascinating is that, unlike other sci-fi creations, they aren't monsters from the get-go, they're human beings first... and so what kind of human you are would dictate what kind of vampire you would be.
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I'm superstitious... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious.
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Proposing inner-life solutions to our political and economic catastrophes is something done, say the critics, only by people who've spent more time in la-la land than in the 'real world.'
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Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes.
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Our fresh technical resources have furthered the disintegration of solid masses of masonry into slender piers, with consequent far-reaching economies in bulk, space, weight, and haulage.
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I make money using my brains and lose money listening to my heart. But in the long run my books balance pretty well.
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Obviously you have to make a profit to put out a newspaper. I'm not an idiot. But when the margins are in excess of 25 per cent you're talking about greed.
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The late development of mass industrial organization in the United States has both stimulated and retarded the political development of the American working class.
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There's a tremendous amount of work building the apparatus, getting the experiment to work. But sitting there late at night in the lab, and knowing light is going at bicycle speed, and that nobody in the history of mankind has ever been here before - that is mind-boggling. It's worth everything.
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Two people will never be President in my lifetime. A woman and a black.
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The thing about comedy is it gives you a platform to expose your own shortcomings, so it becomes a public display of weirdness.
