J. B. Smoove Quotes
My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest.
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A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.
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God bless nannies.
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Life consists in what a man is thinking of all day.
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It's hard to bring up your children on benefit. It's easier if you can do part- time work, or even full-time work, and actually have a better standard of living, and that's the direction in which we are going.
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Music was your real passion, this thing you held dear even above family. It was this relationship that never betrayed you. Once it became your job - this thing that was highly visible, this thing that became about commerce - that's when you were holding onto music like it was a palm tree in a hurricane.
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It's hard for me to view Baltimore outside the context of what Baltimore has always been in my mind: a violent place.
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Such is the state of life, that none are happy but by the anticipation of change: the change itself is nothing; when we have made it, the next wish is to change again.
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My parents wanted us to be well-rounded individuals and really have the American experiences as richly as one can.
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Desperation is the perfume of the young actor. It's so satisfying to have gotten rid of it. If you keep smelling it, it can drive you crazy. In this business a lot of people go nuts, go eccentric, even end up dead from it. Not my plan.
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I was from a tough neighborhood, and we didn't have a lot of money, but my dad worked hard, and my mom is good at budgeting things. That made me appreciate things.
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I'm constantly complimented for my voice, even by random people at the airport!
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Common sense should tell us that there is no reason for civilians to have access to easily concealable handguns with the capability to shoot through body armor.
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Living substance conquers the frenzy of destruction only in the ecstasy of procreation.
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The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress.
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For a black male, the sound of the blues is pre-Civil Rights. It's oppression.
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If you speak to anyone who's ever done time, the fact that you make it out of there alive is a miracle.
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My dresses are designed to win, so going through it, I think about, what do I want to represent? So, definitely, Vera Wang has been an inspiration for me.
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It's interesting, the things you learn when you're 21. I learned never to get tattoos in the middle of shooting a movie. Because if you're not Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox, they will fire you.
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I needed a place to put the dogs. The prisoners ruined the jail, so I put the prisoners in the tents and I had a nice place to put the dogs. We treat the cats nice too, and horses. I have the inmates take care of the animals. It's therapy too, you see.
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I know it sounds corny, but when you follow your dreams, it happens. And if it's music, take it seriously.
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You're never going to read 'The Wealth of Nations,' and you shouldn't, really. It's 900 pages.
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For years, I felt I was a novelist, but now I know I can write short fiction.
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My fans saw me get engaged, saw me make that woman my wife, me having kids, me divorcing, me talking about divorce before the divorce, me talking about my kids' reaction to that divorce.
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My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest.
