Leslie Jones Quotes
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I really enjoy getting to go and play on other people's shows for an episode or two. It adds such variety to my repertoire.
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I have a love/hate relationship with just about everything, but certainly with America.
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Look at the sky. We are not alone. The whole universe is friendly to us and conspires only to give the best to those who dream and work.
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Privacy is not explicitly spelled out in the Constitution as freedom of speech is in the First Amendment.
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Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
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I'm no good with chords. I'm horrible with chords.
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To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
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Mike D'Antoni was a cool coach, but he was just a bad person. He can coach. He was just mean for no reason.
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I believe in reincarnation of the soul.
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I'm not nervous standing with anyone.
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Clearly, humans will always have a role to play in emergency response for law enforcement. But if there's an emergency, if there's a 911 call, the question is, do you want a human dashing off to respond to it right away?
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My creativity all comes from the same place. I wear one very comfortable, large hat.
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Mankind are governed more by their feelings than by reason.
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Everybody has a story... and a scream.
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Well, it's taken a long time to get the Department of Homeland Security established. It's taken a long time for the Congress to decide how much it wanted to fund.
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When you watch 'Ray Donovan,' you think that it's about Hollywood, about scandal, about stars, and about trying to keep secrets. That's true, but that's also just the means by which you reveal secrets of the people suffering every day life.
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My role now is as an artist and as a mogul to inspire and give others opportunities.
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Recently, a friend sent me the online musings of a televangelist who advised his thousands of followers that the Federal Reserve achieved satanic ends by manipulating the world's money supply. Paranoia has replaced piety.
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I'm pretty confident about my sobriety, but I don't want to get too confident because that's when I'll crash.
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I really, really enjoy comedy. I think that's one of my strong suits. It's my zone. And people don't expect it from me, which is a whammy.
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The less food, the more time to talk, the more to talk about.
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I am at one of the best clubs in the world and in the best league. And in my private life, everything is also going very well. At 25, I feel in the right place.
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As soon as I touched the mic, I knew that's what I would do for the rest of my life.
