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I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart enough to realize that I'm stupid.
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If this were Ada, I suppose we'd just constant fold 1/0 into die 'Illegal division by zero
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Yes, we have consensus that we need 64 bit support.
Larry Wall
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That which hits the fan tends to get flung in all directions.
Larry Wall
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I want people to use Perl. I want to be a positive ingredient of the world and make my American history. So, whatever it takes to give away my software and get it used, that's great.
Larry Wall
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I think the way IBM has embraced the open source philosophy has been quite astonishing, but gratifying. I hope they'll do very well with it.
Larry Wall
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Some of modern engineering is necessary to good art. But I think of myself is a cultural artist.
Larry Wall
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The world has become a larger place. The universe has been expanding, and Perl's been expanding along with the universe.
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I take time to watch anime. I don't know whether I'm allowed to, but I do it anyway.
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Hubris itself will not let you be an artist.
Larry Wall
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: I could understand principles of Perl source in 2-3 days [. . .]Gee, it took me about eleven years.
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What about WRITING it first and rationalizing it afterwards?
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I want to see people using Perl to glue things together creatively, not just technically but also socially.
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The way I see it, if you declare something portable, you'll always be wrong, and if you declare it non-portable, you'll always be right.
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I think operating systems work best if they're free and open. Particular applications are more likely to be proprietary.
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I think that's easier to read. Pardon me. Less difficult to read.
Larry Wall
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Psychotics are consistently inconsistent. The essence of sanity is to be inconsistently inconsistent.
Larry Wall
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Not that I have anything much against redundancy. But I said that already.
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I think software patents are a bad idea. Many patents are given for trivial inventions.
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I would estimate that the number of programs it breaks in the world will be less than 10. As long as one of those 10 isn't CGI.pm, we're probably okay.
Larry Wall
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You tell it that it's indicative by appending $!. That's why we made $! such a short variable name, after all.
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Besides, it's good to force C programmers to use the toolbox occasionally.
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Almost nothing in Perl serves a single purpose.
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Part of language design is perturbing the proposed feature in various directions to see how it might generalize in the future.
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