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Once she remembered trying to box her own ears for having cheated herself in a game of croquet she was playing against herself, for this curious child was very fond of pretending to be two people.
 Lewis Carroll
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As a general rule, do not kick the shins of the opposite gentleman under the table, if personally unaquainted with him; your pleasantry is liable to be misunderstood--a circumstance at all times unpleasant.
 Lewis Carroll
					 
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Take my friends and my home - as an outcast I'll roam: Take the money I have in the bank: It is just what I wish, but deprive me of fish, And my life would indeed be blank.
 Lewis Carroll
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There are certain things - as, a spider, a ghost, The income-tax, gout, an umbrella for three - That I hate, but the thing that I hate the most Is a thing they call the Sea.
 Lewis Carroll
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But, said Alice, the the world has absolutely no sens, who's stopping us from inventing one?
 Lewis Carroll
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Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, “and what is the use of a book,” thought Alice, “without pictures or conversation?
 Lewis Carroll
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I have had prayers answered - most strangely so sometimes - but I think our Heavenly Father's loving-kindness has been even more evident in what He has refused me.
 Lewis Carroll
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Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin,' thought Alice 'but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing i ever saw in my life!
 Lewis Carroll
					 
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The light was faint, and soft the air That breathed around the place; And she was lithe, and tall, and fair, And with a wayward grace Her queenly head she bare.
 Lewis Carroll
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When you have made a thorough and reasonably long effort, to understand a thing, and still feel puzzled by it, stop, you will only hurt yourself by going on.
 Lewis Carroll
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If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think.
 Lewis Carroll
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People who don't think shouldn't talk.
 Lewis Carroll
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My beloved friend - one of the most unique and charming personalities of our time.
 Lewis Carroll
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In autumn, when the leaves are brown, Take pen and ink, and write it down.
 Lewis Carroll
					 
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Reeling and Writhing of course, to begin with,' the Mock Turtle replied, 'and the different branches of arithmetic-ambition, distraction, uglification, and derision.
 Lewis Carroll
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Without a plan, it doesn't matter which way you're going.
 Lewis Carroll
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There's nothing a well-regulated child hates so much as regularity. I believe a really healthy boy would thoroughly enjoy Greek Grammar--if only he might stand on his head to learn it!
 Lewis Carroll
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Keep your temper, said the Caterpillar.
 Lewis Carroll
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Beware the Jabberwock, my son The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!
 Lewis Carroll
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If you do not know where you want to go, it doesn't matter which path you take.
 Lewis Carroll
					 
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I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.
 Lewis Carroll
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But then, shall I never get any older than I am now? That'll be a comfort, one way -- never to be an old woman -- but then -- always to have lessons to learn!
 Lewis Carroll
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I should like the whole race of nurses to be abolished: children should be with their mother as much as possible, in my opinion.
 Lewis Carroll
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Can you row?" the Sheep asked, handing her a pair of knitting-needles as she spoke. "Yes, a little--but not on land--and not with needles--" Alice was beginning to say.
 Lewis Carroll
					 
