Lewis Grizzard Quotes
I have three ex-wives. I can't remember any of their names, so I just call 'em Plaintiff.

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In order to acquire a growing and lasting respect in society, it is a good thing, if you possess great talent, to give, early in your youth, a very hard kick to the right shin of the society that you love. After that, be a snob.
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The incredible cinematography makes 'A Walk to Beautiful' almost like a poem; there is a tenderness on display that seems to emanate from the camera. There is also great sensitivity to the women whose stories are being told - never did I have a sense of the subjects being exploited.
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The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers.
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Reverence is fatal to literature.
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Your reader is interested in a guileless, fresh, first-time-we-talked-about-it way. What a great liberation that is. And teenagers, if you respect them, will follow you a lot further than adults will, without fear of being a genre that they may not like or have been told not to like. They just want a story.
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I am sick and tired of being sick and tired.
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In no case can I permit myself to be a candidate of any party or yield myself to any party schemes.
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All paths are the same, leading nowhere. Therefore, pick a path with heart!
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Hypocrisy is a detriment to progress. There's always a hidden agenda.
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Habit is a great deadener.
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I'm pretty obsessed with Stevie Nicks from her style to her voice. I like watching her on YouTube and her old performances, the way she moves and everything.
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We're still leaderless. We still don't have strong organizations that are fighting for us; there isn't a national AIDS organization out there worth squat in my opinion.
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If the structures of the human mind remain unchanged, we will always end up re-creating the same world, the same evils, the same dysfunction.
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There are people worse off than me. I've had a very long run. I'm fine really. I'm just old.
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Christians take Scriptures out of context to try to justify or to vindicate retreat and cowardice.
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Three of my tattoos can be considered spiritual or faithful.
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I never try to be the poster child for the perfect mother/wife... You prioritize, you do the best you can possibly do, and you don't beat yourself up.
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The live dead-man is dead as a producer and alive insofar as he consumes
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I look back at photographs and I remember at the time I thought I was not very attractive.
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I didn't become one.. .As long as I can remember I've always been one.
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When people note that more and more voters are cutting their landline phones and that more and more people are refusing to pick up phone calls from numbers they don't know, they are identifying problems that the polling industry has long struggled with and continue to try to adapt to.
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I'm not a natural leader. I'm too intellectual; I'm too abstract; I think too much.
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I have three ex-wives. I can't remember any of their names, so I just call 'em Plaintiff.