Alexei Sayle Quotes
The journalists have obviously failed to capture my innate magnetism, humour and charisma, and they all need to be fired from their newspapers right away.

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The Catholic Church was the church of the colonial fascist regime.
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The most important thing that everybody can do, aside from building and keeping your network strong, is make good choices about your health.
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By taking responsibility for how you choose to respond to anything or anyone, you're aligning yourself with the beautiful dance of life.
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We start out a million years ago in a small community on some grassy plain; we hunt animals, have children, and develop a rich social, sexual, and intellectual life, but we know almost nothing about our surroundings.
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Skating is tough to pick up when you are a grown up.
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Theology made no provision for evolution. The biblical authors had missed the most important revelation of all! Could it be that they were not really privy to the thoughts of God?
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In a democracy, the majority of the citizens is capable of exercising the most cruel oppressions upon the minority.
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I grew up in a family where the women were just nuts. They didn't stand around in cardigans making polite conversation while they chopped tomatoes.
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Love is so unconditional; love liberates; love is the reason why I do what I do, and so I think it is the greatest gift we have.
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My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.
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Homophobia is manufactured in high schools, so it's probably useful to keep in mind that it really does bother people.
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Obviously we had to study Shakespeare at school, but to be honest, I was not a fan. I found the language very difficult, and I didn't enjoy watching it or studying it. I auditioned five times for the Royal Shakespeare Company early on in my career, and I didn't even get past the first rounds.
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The Champions League is the one thing missing from my career. When I look at the history of the competition and the people that have taken part, the top, top players have all won it. For many, it is why they have been regarded as top players.
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I am a Moroccan writer of French expression.
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You can't get rid of it with exercise alone. You can do the most vigorous exercise and only burn up 300 calories in an hour. If you've got fat on your body, the exercise firms and tones the muscles. But when you use that tape measure, what makes it bigger? It's the fat!
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I don't dislike babies, though I think very young ones rather disgusting.
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Stepping away from Fun. was both exciting and terrifying.
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There's just no telling what I'll do. But I can say for certain I will continue to play, record, and put out music.
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My dad knows how to tell a story. He'd make me laugh by doing all the different voices.
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Enthusiasm is the match that lights the candle of achievement.
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And the life of the ebony clock went out with that of the last of the gay. And the flames of the tripods expired. And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all.
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Unfortunately, these past few years, you can work hard, try to be as successful as possible, follow the rules, and President Barack Obama will do everything he can to stand in your way.
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The journalists have obviously failed to capture my innate magnetism, humour and charisma, and they all need to be fired from their newspapers right away.