Lisa Lampanelli Quotes
I do a big roast of Trump during my set now - which I clearly expanded on - because there's so much to make fun of him about now.
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In the governments, as we've witnessed in the past, they had to hide. Because there's a lot of concentration on the friends-and-family club... We're not about that. That's not the government of the future of the State of New York. What's gonna pull this state out of the doldrums that it's in right now is an honest and open government.
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I never give advice unless someone asks me for it. One thing I've learned, and possibly the only advice I have to give, is to not be that person giving out unsolicited advice based on your own personal experience.
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I would have liked to be - indeed, I should have been - a second Rembrandt.
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Around 1960, I moved back to Europe, attracted by the newly founded European Organization for Nuclear Research where, for the first time, the idea of a joint European effort in a field of pure science was to be tried in practice.
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'Trapped in the Closet' is pretty much forever. I've got a leash on this thing now. I'm going to walk it.
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I'd have loved to have appeared in 'Absolutely Fabulous' - that's one of my favourite shows.
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Thanks so much to all the fans. To all our team, to all our wives, especially, that believe in us and that we come home to, and everybody here that's given us a shot.
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My knee has always given me problems. But it got to the point where I actually had to start giving up things. And I hate that.
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I like the gritty parts of fashion, the design, the studio, the pictures.
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Prohibition didn't work in the Garden of Eden. Adam ate the apple.
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Redheads were particularly persecuted during the European witch trials of the fifteenth, sixteenth and seventeenth centuries. The colour was associated with the devil, and the pale skin which most redheads have was thought unnatural and deathly.
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The rewards of freedom are always sweet, but its demands are stern, for at its heart is the paradox that the greatest enemy of freedom is freedom.
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I have perfectly symmetrical ankles.
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I never, by any regard, ever denied any part of my family roots.
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If I can go out there and be everywhere on the field, that's what I can control.
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I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
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It seems to me that one of the things that happened with a lot of literary fiction in the 1980s and 1990s was that it became very concerned with the academy and less with how people live their lives. We got to a point where the crime novel stepped into the breach. It was also a time when the crime novel stopped being so metropolitan.
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You can tell when someone is putting on a role. If someone really believes in what they're saying, it's quite hard to find cracks.
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You know, differentiating between training and matches. If they are all matches it becomes very natural to shoot them, although Dan thinks I should shoot more of them. I think I shoot plenty of them.
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I'd like people to be educated on the voting machines, making sure that our democracy isn't being hijacked by computer technology. There's no reason there can't be a paper trail on those machines.
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If Trump keeps learning, he could become a big asset. He will shatter the traditional patterns.
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We have to stop allowing economics to be used as a trump card. Capitalism is like math. It is amoral. It is good at producing wealth; it's bad at distributing wealth. Unless it operates within a moral framework it will produce an unjust society.
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I am getting to that age where I am too old to play the boy next door and too young to play Uncle Fester.
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I do a big roast of Trump during my set now - which I clearly expanded on - because there's so much to make fun of him about now.
