Lisa Lampanelli Quotes
I would make a few jabs at myself and go for the audience - they are still as flawed as ever.

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Breaks in trust are infuriating and hurtful, but they don't entitle you to flame out, throw a fit, or stomp around rolling your eyes. Try to keep the steam from coming out of your ears.
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I don't like running when I'm holding things in my hand, whether it's a dog leash or a baby jogger. My mechanics get all messed up.
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I've always lived a life where people have said, 'Look at him. Who does he think he is?' And who I think I am is someone living life to the brim.
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I didn't want there to be a computer on stage. When I see people with computers on stage, I think, 'Are you sending e-mail?' That's so corny.
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As you become more clear about who you really are, you'll be better able to decide what is best for you - the first time around.
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I have much to say about the pain I've felt and seen inside of prison. It has been an eye-opening and harrowing experience.
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Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die.
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Crime against the individual is the equivalent of crime against humanity.
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In the past, there hasn't been much reliable information about startups and small businesses available online. It's information that's really valuable, and it's information that people want to share.
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Also, I knew that the impact of Motorcycle Diaries was going to be so resonant for all of us who went through the experience of making it that I didn't want to do anything that could reflect it.
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If you have perfect virtual reality eventually, where you're be able to simulate everything that a human can experience or imagine experiencing, it's hard to imagine where you go from there.
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Making movies is really hard. It's the hardest thing I've ever done.
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The auto industry is standing today. The middle class is standing today. Ohio is standing today. America is standing strong today.
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I really did have this powerful sense, when I was in New Orleans after the storm, of watching all these profiteers descend on Baton Rouge to lobby to get rid of the housing projects and privatise the school system - I thought I was in some science-fiction experiment.
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My family lived in Egypt from 1993 to 1996.
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Having a multi-cultural background has granted me access into different ideologies, cultures, and ways of living. It has shaped who I am and how I participate in the world.
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If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure.
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All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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The only true world solution today is governments guided by true religion - of the spirit.
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'Forrest Gump' was great, it was fabulous. It lasted much longer than anybody thought, and brought me a degree of attention that no human being on the face of the planet deserves.
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As President Obama clearly said just a few months ago, China must play by the international rules, the international trading system from which they've benefited so much.
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The kids don't really have any part of my television life. Fortunately, there aren't many times when show business intrudes on our family existence.
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I would make a few jabs at myself and go for the audience - they are still as flawed as ever.