Lisa Lampanelli Quotes
I would make a few jabs at myself and go for the audience - they are still as flawed as ever.
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Breaks in trust are infuriating and hurtful, but they don't entitle you to flame out, throw a fit, or stomp around rolling your eyes. Try to keep the steam from coming out of your ears.
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I don't like running when I'm holding things in my hand, whether it's a dog leash or a baby jogger. My mechanics get all messed up.
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I've always lived a life where people have said, 'Look at him. Who does he think he is?' And who I think I am is someone living life to the brim.
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I didn't want there to be a computer on stage. When I see people with computers on stage, I think, 'Are you sending e-mail?' That's so corny.
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As you become more clear about who you really are, you'll be better able to decide what is best for you - the first time around.
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I have much to say about the pain I've felt and seen inside of prison. It has been an eye-opening and harrowing experience.
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Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die.
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Crime against the individual is the equivalent of crime against humanity.
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In the past, there hasn't been much reliable information about startups and small businesses available online. It's information that's really valuable, and it's information that people want to share.
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Also, I knew that the impact of Motorcycle Diaries was going to be so resonant for all of us who went through the experience of making it that I didn't want to do anything that could reflect it.
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If you have perfect virtual reality eventually, where you're be able to simulate everything that a human can experience or imagine experiencing, it's hard to imagine where you go from there.
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Making movies is really hard. It's the hardest thing I've ever done.
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The auto industry is standing today. The middle class is standing today. Ohio is standing today. America is standing strong today.
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I really did have this powerful sense, when I was in New Orleans after the storm, of watching all these profiteers descend on Baton Rouge to lobby to get rid of the housing projects and privatise the school system - I thought I was in some science-fiction experiment.
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My family lived in Egypt from 1993 to 1996.
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Having a multi-cultural background has granted me access into different ideologies, cultures, and ways of living. It has shaped who I am and how I participate in the world.
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If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure.
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The only true world solution today is governments guided by true religion - of the spirit.
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And ninety-nine percent of the human race, no matter how smart they are, will do the convenient thing instead of the wise thing, and kid themselves into thinking they can somehow escape the consequences. We’re just built that way.
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Hermione drew herself to her full height; her eyes were narrowed and her hair seemed to crackle with electricity. "No," she said, her voice quivering with anger, "but I will write to your mother.
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A self-made man is one who believes in luck and sends his son to Oxford.
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Republican despotism is more fertile in acts of tyranny, because everyone has a hand in it.
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I would make a few jabs at myself and go for the audience - they are still as flawed as ever.
