Lisa Lampanelli Quotes
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You don't need expensive classes and all kinds of weird equipment if you really want to be in shape. There are great ways to do it that are very economical, it just takes a time commitment, even if it means waking up a half hour a day before the rest of the household gets up because that's the only time you have.
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There's nowhere like Detroit; it's a modern necropolis: all these art deco masterpieces crumbling away.
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Besides the actual reading in class of many poems, I would suggest you do two things: first, while teaching everything you can and keeping free of it, teach that poetry is a mode of discourse that differs from logical exposition.
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We are in a culture where it's so easy to just turn things off that you don't like. And I think that doesn't make you a well-rounded person or artist. You have to be able to take the good with the bad and have opinions on things!
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I don't listen to the radio too much, but usually I listen to Stanley Brothers and Ralph Stanley more than I do anybody!
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I think a lot of guys who are on the Internet a lot, they're kind of anesthetized to some of the violent language and all that because they see it all the time.
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I found a mistake in a rule. They addressed the wrong rule number... I pointed it out, did an amendment, and everybody was happy after that.
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I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them.
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I live by a hill. I began walking it and then I began jogging it and then I began sprinting it.
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Sometimes, I'm very embarrassed.
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Music is my heart, but I see television and more movies in the next stage of my life.
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I love showing my scar on my tummy - it is shaped like a question mark.
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I do believe that all of the world needs reform. The reform must take place everywhere.
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I'm proud of my decade-long fight to have all ophthalmologists re-certify, regardless of age.
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It is hard to look the other way when a dictator is being so cruel and violent with his own people.
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At Juilliard, suddenly I was reading these great plays that could articulate the ways I was feeling in the Marine Corps, and that felt very therapeutic, by putting words to feelings, in a big way.
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Frankly, I don't like publicity.
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I am like a folk painter. Paint and move ahead.
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Oh God, God, why did you take such trouble to force this creature out of its shell if it is now doomed to crawl back -- to be sucked back -- into it?
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There is an expression now that is commonly used about these so-called internal conflicts which are not really internal, because they have connections to the outside world.
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After my neurosurgery, part of my brain was missing, and I had to deal with that. It wasn't the grey matter, but it was the gooey part dead center that makes key hormones and neurotransmitters.
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He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles.
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I think we need to take a step back and realize what the real issues are - it's not being from different places or being different.
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