Lisa Lampanelli Quotes
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You don't need expensive classes and all kinds of weird equipment if you really want to be in shape. There are great ways to do it that are very economical, it just takes a time commitment, even if it means waking up a half hour a day before the rest of the household gets up because that's the only time you have.
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There's nowhere like Detroit; it's a modern necropolis: all these art deco masterpieces crumbling away.
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Besides the actual reading in class of many poems, I would suggest you do two things: first, while teaching everything you can and keeping free of it, teach that poetry is a mode of discourse that differs from logical exposition.
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We are in a culture where it's so easy to just turn things off that you don't like. And I think that doesn't make you a well-rounded person or artist. You have to be able to take the good with the bad and have opinions on things!
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I don't listen to the radio too much, but usually I listen to Stanley Brothers and Ralph Stanley more than I do anybody!
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I think a lot of guys who are on the Internet a lot, they're kind of anesthetized to some of the violent language and all that because they see it all the time.
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I found a mistake in a rule. They addressed the wrong rule number... I pointed it out, did an amendment, and everybody was happy after that.
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I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them.
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I live by a hill. I began walking it and then I began jogging it and then I began sprinting it.
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Sometimes, I'm very embarrassed.
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Music is my heart, but I see television and more movies in the next stage of my life.
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I love showing my scar on my tummy - it is shaped like a question mark.
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I do believe that all of the world needs reform. The reform must take place everywhere.
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I'm proud of my decade-long fight to have all ophthalmologists re-certify, regardless of age.
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It is hard to look the other way when a dictator is being so cruel and violent with his own people.
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At Juilliard, suddenly I was reading these great plays that could articulate the ways I was feeling in the Marine Corps, and that felt very therapeutic, by putting words to feelings, in a big way.
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Frankly, I don't like publicity.
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I am like a folk painter. Paint and move ahead.
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Is evolution a theory, a system or a hypothesis? It is much more: it is a general condition to which all theories, all hypotheses, all systems must bow and which they must satisfy henceforward if they are to be thinkable and true. Evolution is a light illuminating all facts, a curve that all lines must follow.
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Ann Curry: You know the American people are suffering watching -Mrs. Bush: Believe me, no one suffers more than their president and I do when we watch this, and certainly the commander in chief, who has asked our military to go into harm's way.
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War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend.
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Zero of Animal Life probably about 300 fathoms.
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In a balanced organization, working towards a common objective, there is success.
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Nobody escapes during Lisa Lampanelli's show.
