Lisa Lampanelli Quotes
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You don't need expensive classes and all kinds of weird equipment if you really want to be in shape. There are great ways to do it that are very economical, it just takes a time commitment, even if it means waking up a half hour a day before the rest of the household gets up because that's the only time you have.
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There's nowhere like Detroit; it's a modern necropolis: all these art deco masterpieces crumbling away.
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Besides the actual reading in class of many poems, I would suggest you do two things: first, while teaching everything you can and keeping free of it, teach that poetry is a mode of discourse that differs from logical exposition.
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We are in a culture where it's so easy to just turn things off that you don't like. And I think that doesn't make you a well-rounded person or artist. You have to be able to take the good with the bad and have opinions on things!
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I don't listen to the radio too much, but usually I listen to Stanley Brothers and Ralph Stanley more than I do anybody!
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I think a lot of guys who are on the Internet a lot, they're kind of anesthetized to some of the violent language and all that because they see it all the time.
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I found a mistake in a rule. They addressed the wrong rule number... I pointed it out, did an amendment, and everybody was happy after that.
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I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them.
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I live by a hill. I began walking it and then I began jogging it and then I began sprinting it.
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Sometimes, I'm very embarrassed.
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Music is my heart, but I see television and more movies in the next stage of my life.
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I love showing my scar on my tummy - it is shaped like a question mark.
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I do believe that all of the world needs reform. The reform must take place everywhere.
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I'm proud of my decade-long fight to have all ophthalmologists re-certify, regardless of age.
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It is hard to look the other way when a dictator is being so cruel and violent with his own people.
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At Juilliard, suddenly I was reading these great plays that could articulate the ways I was feeling in the Marine Corps, and that felt very therapeutic, by putting words to feelings, in a big way.
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Frankly, I don't like publicity.
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I am like a folk painter. Paint and move ahead.
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I believe that, artistically and culturally, the free radio air should be able to support local artists of whatever genre. Play 40 percent of your local artists; don't suck up to major labels to the point where you neglect your own locale.
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Favorite movie of all time? I hate being asked... that's like being asked, 'What's your favorite song?'
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If anyone has the attention span of a crazed amoeba, they should enjoy all of these episodes!
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Now there are five matters to which a general must pay strict heed. The first of these is administration; the second, preparedness; the third, determination; the fourth, prudence; and the fifth, economy.
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I didn't have any extra money. But I can't say that I had a hard early career.
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Nobody escapes during Lisa Lampanelli's show.
