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The truth is, writing is this: hard and boring and occasionally great but usually not.
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You can't stand around and wait to be asked to dance.
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However, if you do start crying in an argument and someone asks why, you can always say, 'I'm just crying because of how wrong you are.'
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There's something so romantic about being broke in New York. You gotta do it. You have to live there once without any money, and then you have to live there when you have money. Let me tell you, of the two, the latter is far better.
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You can't look stupid if you're having fun.
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Other people are not medicine.
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Always remember your kid's name.
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Ignore what other people think. Most people aren’t even paying attention to you.
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I have to say I enjoy physical comedy and I've always loved to kind of take risks. I don't like worrying too much about how I look or how I come across, so that can sometimes... You know, I like to play those kinds of deluded but fun characters.
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It's nice to be short, because people expect less from you.
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Going from crying to laughing that fast and hard happens maybe five times in your life and that extreme right turn is the reason why we are alive, and I believe it extends our life by many years.