Dan Jenkins Quotes
If you're a friend or a relative of George Herbert Walker Bush, Prez 41, or George W. Bush, Prez 43, or any other Bushes, then you know an 18-hole round of golf shouldn't take more than three hours out of your day - there are other important things to do.

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Just because you are different does not mean that you have to be rejected.
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My sin as a painter is that I just want to paint anything I want to paint - and repaint.
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I think comedy is the perfect vehicle for that which is slightly beyond life.
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We tend to talk about death as if it is losing a battle, but that assumes living is winning and dying is not.
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There are certainly things labels can still provide that indie artists can't. They can pave the way to radio and pay big bucks for promotion.
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The orthogonal features, when combined, can explode into complexity.
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I love baseball. And American Football, too. But not rugby.
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I'm not a tech guy. I'm looking at the technology with the eyes of my customers, normal people's eyes.
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Focus on remedies, not faults.
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I was always more interested in story songs, things with a point of view... and things that informed me.
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My first professional job was to sell heavy-duty waterless cookware.
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I don't mind being described as vanilla in certain ways.
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I've come to feel that if I can't make something happen in under an hour and a half, it's not going to happen in a compelling way in a three-hour play.
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Hip-hop is so much about character and caricature that people just see you as a character. Very rarely are you flesh and bone to people.
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I not only work online through my various projects, but I am an avid user of online technologies to connect and engage with friends as well.
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I have been the last space marine between earth and an alien invasion. I really just don't need to go there anymore.
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Success breeds success, and failure leads to a sort of fallow period.
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I find that movies tend to fix the aesthetics of a story in people's minds.
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You must photograph where you are involved; where you are overwhelmed by what you see before you; where you hold your breath while releasing the shutter, not because you are afraid of jarring the camera, but because you are seeing with your guts wide open to the sweet pain of an image that is part of your life.
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You know we poor artists have to show ourselves in society from time to time, just to remind the public that we are not savages.
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Not far from my apartment, within a stretch of no more than 500 feet, there are two doggie gyms where Gotham's canines who aren't getting enough exercise running through the city's parks, or are neglecting their all-important doggie glutes and abs, can go for a workout. What can I say? This appalls me.
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I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.
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Urban civilization is warring civilization.
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If you're a friend or a relative of George Herbert Walker Bush, Prez 41, or George W. Bush, Prez 43, or any other Bushes, then you know an 18-hole round of golf shouldn't take more than three hours out of your day - there are other important things to do.