Andrew Dice Clay Quotes
I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.
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Don't go getting mixed up in the business of your betters, or you'll land in trouble too big for you.
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I couldn't tell the truth if my life depended on it.
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As far as control and stuff is concerned, I never had any more in my life than for that All-Star game in 1934.
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The divorce was the toughest thing in my life. It still hurts.
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Let me tell you something - being thought of as a beautiful woman has spared me nothing in life. No heartache, no trouble. Love has been difficult. Beauty is essentially meaningless and it is always transitory.
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The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties.
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To write it, it took three months; to conceive it three minutes; to collect the data in it all my life.
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I've been angst-ridden all my life, but finally I'm in a place where things don't matter so much.
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When I'm recording my album, I want to be acting, or when I'm on set, I want to be making music. I guess we'll see how it turns out and which one overpowers the other... but I couldn't really see my life without them, both of them.
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I don't have to prove my life. I just have to live.
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When I first heard about Twittering, I thought it was the most disgusting thing I'd ever heard of in my life. It's like the devil: the idea that your personal life is there for everybody.
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I feel like trouble has followed me from the day I was born.
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I was 17 when I left the small Maine town where I'd grown up. I wanted to do something I thought was important with my life, so I headed to California and didn't look back.
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I experimented and explored ways to find my own niche in Nashville, and I was having trouble with it for a while because stylistically, I didn't feel like I necessarily fit in.
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I don't really think about having a retrospective on my high-school years. It's not something that, from a positive or a negative standpoint, is a driving force in my life.
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I feel 80% of my life is completely normal.
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Dictators are ludicrous characters, and, you know, in my career and in my life, I've always enjoyed sort of inhabiting these ludicrous, larger-than-life characters that somehow exist in the real world.
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There's no room in my life for feeling sorry for myself.
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It became my solace. Because it's the only thing structured in my life right now. Training is sort of a therapy session, I guess.
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I've been labeled all my life.
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The direction we are going in at this moment is the negation of material goods as being important and the great importance of spiritual values and sensations. Permissiveness, if you will. There is tremendous talk of sex and bi-sexuality.
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I'm able to live as an example of what I believe.
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The image I had was that Oprah books were fluffy.
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I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.
