Andrew Dice Clay Quotes
I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.

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My grandfather milked several cows twice a day and supplied the neighbours with dairy products. He liked to go visiting around the county on Saturdays, and he also enjoyed the neighbours when they came by once a week with their empty milk jars. He walked them out to their cars and hung over the driver's side window until they drove off.
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I try to do the right thing at the right time. They may just be little things, but usually they make the difference between winning and losing.
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It is sort of boring to stay in the same spot. You know, I didn't set out to become the first to do this, the first to do that. It was just that my interests were so diversified.
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'Envy' was a bit of a challenge for me. It was smooth.
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There's no biography so interesting as the one in which the biographer is present.
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The one thing I am now sure of is that if there is such a thing as destiny, it is a result of our passion, be that for money, power, or love. Passion, for better or worse.
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If I'm compelled to do something, I don't shy away from it simply because I haven't tackled it before.
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I think I always try to be accommodating and open and available and proving for my director. I love to give as many takes as they want. I love to give them as many choices as they want.
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Trump is a master obfuscator. Like an octopus escaping a predator, he releases a cloud of ink when called to the carpet on one of his many lies. His strategy? Obfuscate, then reference others. 'Millions agree,' 'everyone knows,' 'many have done it.'
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In all disputes between conflicting governments, it is our interest not less than our duty to remain strictly neutral.
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After I made my hit in 'Salome,' Universal sent me to New York so I could learn to be a proper movie star.
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I've decided I am going to start loving my backside because I don't know anyone who does that.
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I've got nothing to be ashamed of.
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Can ye fathom the ocean, dark and deep, where the mighty waves and the grandeur sweep?
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I'm not like a gorgeous bombshell or anything like that.
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I always had acting work when I needed it. I think that is why, when I watch films or TV series in America, I find in small roles or in supporting roles really amazing faces, where I have the feeling these people have actually had a life outside of acting. I find it almost a pity that I've never done anything else.
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You're filmed that one very special day of the pageant, and you want to make sure you're as ready to go as you can be.
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It's absolutely true that unless you can instill discipline upon yourself, you will never be able to lead others.
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I remember having a conversation with my sister, saying, 'What if I don't make it? What if I'm still waiting tables when I'm 35?' I was just at the end of my rope. But I've been at the end of that rope several times.
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I've studied Chinese in college, but basically, I'm not bilingual.
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There is every reason to believe that if humans had not arrived on the scene, the Neanderthals would be there still, along with the wild horses and the woolly rhinos. With the capacity to represent the world in signs and symbols comes the capacity to change it, which, as it happens, is also the capacity to destroy it.
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I certainly like the rumour that I was the father of Elizabeth Hurley's baby. It made me think I could impregnate women in a different way to everyone else. Elizabeth and I were never alone in a room together, so I must be a very powerful man indeed. Actually, I'm thinking of suing the baby!
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If we keep on ignoring and leaving children to their own devices at home, they become latchkey kids, and trust me, the consequences of that are not good.
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I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.