Andrew Dice Clay Quotes
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I think that a lot of men, especially once they're married, feel like their girl is just who she is, so don't treat her too special. They shut her off, and having sex before you go to bed is like a sleeping pill. I always say, you're supposed to remember the reason you even asked that girl out.
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Anything that I wanted to do in my career that I wanted to do always worked out. The stuff I got talked into always failed. All the stuff I was talked into, by brilliant managers, because it always came down to, "Know how much money you'll make?" And then it would just fail.
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I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.
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I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant.
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I like when something makes you think after you stop watching.
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As long as you can walk the street and you know there's a tomorrow, there's always that chance. That's how I've always been. I've always had complete belief that I would make something out of myself again, because to me, it's always been about accomplishment.
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I just like to make people laugh.
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All the subject matter I talk about isn't new; all comics talk about the same things. But it's how you talk about them or present them or what you look like up there that makes the difference between an okay comic and a great one.
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Being onstage and performing, the high of that, and people coming to see you, and getting to make them laugh - that's what gets me hyped up. It's a nervous excitement.
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I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.
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I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.
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People have always been animals when it comes to sex. But since the Internet, it's become really out of control, in my opinion.
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I’m a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me.
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I've always had my voice as a comic. I was never that into politics, or prop comedy.