Andrew Dice Clay Quotes
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I think that a lot of men, especially once they're married, feel like their girl is just who she is, so don't treat her too special. They shut her off, and having sex before you go to bed is like a sleeping pill. I always say, you're supposed to remember the reason you even asked that girl out.
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Anybody can go onstage and be dirty. You have to be funny, that's the key. You can say anything as long as it's funny. You can't take it too seriously up there. And people coming to see you can't take it too seriously.
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As long as you can walk the street and you know there's a tomorrow, there's always that chance. That's how I've always been. I've always had complete belief that I would make something out of myself again, because to me, it's always been about accomplishment.
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I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.
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I like when something makes you think after you stop watching.
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All the subject matter I talk about isn't new; all comics talk about the same things. But it's how you talk about them or present them or what you look like up there that makes the difference between an okay comic and a great one.
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Being onstage and performing, the high of that, and people coming to see you, and getting to make them laugh - that's what gets me hyped up. It's a nervous excitement.
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I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I always liked that. I like being able to drive when there's no traffic. It's almost like you own the street at night.
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I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.
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I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.
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I just like to make people laugh.
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People have always been animals when it comes to sex. But since the Internet, it's become really out of control, in my opinion.
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I've always had my voice as a comic. I was never that into politics, or prop comedy.
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I’m a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me.