Andy Dick Quotes
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I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry.
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I've always been with God, even in my darkest hour. That is why I say I am alive. I mean, I should have died a number of times.
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I believed in God my whole life.
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I really have to edit myself - I need someone with a censor button around me all the time. I'm just a little unaware of what's deemed appropriate.
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I was a bad boy as a child.
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I say, 'I'm bi, my love knows no gender,' and the straight community says, 'Oh right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay!' And the gay community says, 'Yeah right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay.' They both want to push me gay.
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I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.
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I have a very dark sense of humor.
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You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.
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I know it's corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.
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I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am.
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I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.
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I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.
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I wish over the years I had kept my private life private and my professional life a little more professional.
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The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.
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Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.
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I love being recognized. I love talking with - can I say 'fans'?
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People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.
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There are all kinds of addictions, and I've got every single one. If you set me in front of anything, I will do it until I ram it into the ground and it's done working for me.
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Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.
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I grew up Presbyterian, just a basic Protestant upbringing. There were years in my life when I would go to church every Sunday and to Sunday school. Then I just phased out of it.
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Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!
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There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.
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When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.