Louis C. K. Quotes
The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.
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In my town, and especially in my area, there were people from everywhere: Algerians, Senegalese, French people, Asians, all kinds of immigrants and natives, and everyone circulated.
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My parents would definitely be my childhood heroes.
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I debated free trade in college. I came out as a free trader. I'm a free markets guy. I'm an Adam Smith guy.
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I didn't make any friends in New York by insisting on moving the league headquarters to Cincinnati. The fact was that my son Bill was in school. His mother had passed away, and I didn't want to take the boy away from his school and to a strange city.
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I learned at an early age that I was given something special when I was born, and that was the gift of music.
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It used to hurt me that people thought I didn't have the technique and the temperament to play Test cricket.
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I have been doing so much. Speaking engagements... producing... developing a half-hour sitcom... working on a movie... leading acting workshops all over the world... and hosting 'My Black Is Beautiful,' an empowerment TV show I'm doing on BET for women.
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Playing hard to get is not the way to win me over. I'm definitely more for the girl who can smile and laugh all the time and just have a good time!
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Smoke machines are the best!
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'Game of Thrones' has multiple story lines, multiple countries, and it's complete fantasy.
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I got the sense that Alabama is a place where people don't want handouts and don't much care for people talking out of the side of their mouth.
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I was a boy with one dream and one dream only: I wanted - no, strike that, I was desperate for - a room of my own. You see, in those days I shared a room with my little brother, Jesse, and it wasn't pretty. He was the Oscar to my Felix: messy, careless, and just a little bit sticky - exactly the way a kindergartner is supposed to be.
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If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd have the Ten Suggestions.
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You can't betray yourself too often, or you become somebody else.
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Some people don't like long bus rides, but I love them. There's sort of a sense of solitude.
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If we had this back, and in full measure; if society were infused by it, through and through, and men lived its life, and in its life, philosophy would take care of itself and the nature of our institutions would not matter.
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I love to rock 'n roll. But my finest suit, of all the things I do, is as a songwriter.
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You can't impose a legacy.
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Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.
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I'm in love with music, and I'm pregnant by it. It's like having twins. Or triplets. Or eight-lets!
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Everyone needs a reset button so you can start your day without anxiety. For some people, it's running; for some, it's going to the gym. For me, it's meditation.
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The Bible has no doubt had much influence in its time, but it provides very few laughs. None, in fact.
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You know why we're stuck with the myth that only black people have soul? Because white people don't let themselves feel things.
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The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.
