Andy Richter Quotes
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A horse never runs so fast as when he has other horses to catch up and outpace.
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It is possible to tolerate anything as long as it only affects you. But the method of collective punishment is bigger than that.
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Judges can determine fair justice far better than any inane federal mandate.
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Novels are longer than life.
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My style is schizophrenic! One minute I'll be wearing bright girly dresses, and the next I'll be swinging towards more structured masculine things.
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If you only write when the muse strikes, you won't get anything done. You have to write consistently, when your schedule says you should. And that's hard.
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I liked to be around my friends, but my dad was out there, day in and day out.
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People, when they come up to me, are like, 'Did we go to high school together? Or did I make out with you at sleepaway camp?' And oftentimes, yes, that is the answer, because I went to a giant high school and made out with everybody.
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I'm disappointed that I really haven't been able to race in a way that is reflective of the amount of work that I have done and how I have trained. But I don't regret giving this a go.
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St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel.
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I just write what I wanted to write. I write what amuses me. It's totally for myself. I never in my wildest dreams expected this popularity.
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I have no regrets. I've got my health.
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Josie needed more of a personality than what the cartoon had to offer.
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It's not easy to have the job of president. It's not easy to run for it. And it's not a job for the feint of heart.
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Worry about going out there and making your own legacy.
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Women are so necessary for us in terms of support.
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Questioning is not the mode of conversation among gentlemen.
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Poetry is the supreme fiction, madame. Take the moral law and make a nave of it And from the nave build haunted heaven. Thus, The conscience is converted into palms, Like windy citherns hankering for hymns.
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I've had a lot of dates, but I don't think there's been anyone that special or important.
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In New Zealand we had this colossal squid, which was discovered just off the shores of New Zealand, between New Zealand and Antarctica back in 2003. It's the biggest squid ever found, and I know that there's things living down in the depths of the ocean that do explain the Kraken - you know, these giant things that people saw back in the day, that could take ships down - and so I know that there's stuff out there, and I like the idea that we haven't solved everything yet.
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Photographs attract false beliefs the way flypaper attracts flies.
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We ought to be bragging about Florida!
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I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.
