Andy Richter Quotes
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A horse never runs so fast as when he has other horses to catch up and outpace.
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It is possible to tolerate anything as long as it only affects you. But the method of collective punishment is bigger than that.
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Judges can determine fair justice far better than any inane federal mandate.
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Novels are longer than life.
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My style is schizophrenic! One minute I'll be wearing bright girly dresses, and the next I'll be swinging towards more structured masculine things.
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If you only write when the muse strikes, you won't get anything done. You have to write consistently, when your schedule says you should. And that's hard.
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I liked to be around my friends, but my dad was out there, day in and day out.
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People, when they come up to me, are like, 'Did we go to high school together? Or did I make out with you at sleepaway camp?' And oftentimes, yes, that is the answer, because I went to a giant high school and made out with everybody.
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I'm disappointed that I really haven't been able to race in a way that is reflective of the amount of work that I have done and how I have trained. But I don't regret giving this a go.
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St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel.
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I just write what I wanted to write. I write what amuses me. It's totally for myself. I never in my wildest dreams expected this popularity.
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I have no regrets. I've got my health.
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Josie needed more of a personality than what the cartoon had to offer.
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It's not easy to have the job of president. It's not easy to run for it. And it's not a job for the feint of heart.
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Worry about going out there and making your own legacy.
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Women are so necessary for us in terms of support.
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Questioning is not the mode of conversation among gentlemen.
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Poetry is the supreme fiction, madame. Take the moral law and make a nave of it And from the nave build haunted heaven. Thus, The conscience is converted into palms, Like windy citherns hankering for hymns.
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Now that I have kids, I want my kids to appreciate my music, but at the same time, I don't want to teach them anything that they shouldn't know just yet.
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The very old and the very young have something in common that makes it right that they should be left alone together. Dawn and sunset see stars shining in a blue sky; but morning and midday and afternoon do not, poor things.
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'Cockneys vs. Zombies' does exactly what it says on the tin.
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Asylum is for people fleeing persecution, not those searching for a better job. Yet our broken system - with its debilitating court rulings, a crushing backlog, and gaping loopholes - allows illegal migrants to get into our country anyway and for whatever reason they want. This gaming of the system is unacceptable.
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I'm 58 years old. I got married for the first time - it's about time, right? Growing up as a gay woman, you just don't ever think about that, and then I thought, about 10 years ago, 'You know, I think within 10 years gay marriage will be legal.' And here we are, 10 years later, making it legal.
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I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.
