Andy Rooney Quotes
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Downtown, one has less time. But there are in Europe much people who have the faith, in South America, too.
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I always remember that I am a representative of my country, and I always think about the culture I'm bringing to people.
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I will far rather see the race of man extinct than that we should become less than beasts by making the noblest of God's creation, woman, the object of our lust.
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If Dana White can offer a contract that's not one-sided, and it's not cumbersome to the point where we look at it and realize that we can't fight for him, then we'll fight in the UFC.
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There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves we feel no one else has a right to blame us.
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I prefer atrophy over exercise any day.
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A little man often cast a long shadow.
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I think many people are finding things I do very funny and strange.
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My parents were both in the army for 20 years and then worked in government departments; but they had gone through the Great Depression and known lean times. They always remained extremely frugal and lived far below their means.
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My special thing as a kid was to play dead because I thought I was really good at it. When I was 7 or 8, I even did it in the bathroom with a hair dryer in the bathtub. I realized that I was good at it because each time my mom would scream.
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I don't want to think that anything is off limits for me to write about, but I also don't want to intrude on anybody's life, which is why there's very little specificity or names in the songs I write.
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Picking and choosing what kind of love is worth recognizing is an expensive choice. Is discrimination worth that price?
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Just because one happens to be wealthy, it doesn't mean you are naturally any good at building an investment operation that is world-class or successful.
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I would only lose weight if it affected my health or sex life, which it doesn't.
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If I should fall asleep and death takes me away, Don't be surprised son, I wasn't put here to stay.
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A harmonious person is never vibrating at the same rate as a germ.
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Gettin at Weezy you comin through me-zy & I won't hesitate to do anyone greasy
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I love technology. Matches, to light a fire is really high tech. The wheel is REALLY one of the great inventions of all time. Other than that I am an ignoramus about technology. I once looked for the 'ON' button on the computer and came to find out it was on the back. Then I thought, anyone who would put the 'on' switch on the back, where you can't find it, doesn't do any good for my psyche. The one time I did get the computer on, I couldn't turn the damn thing off!
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...as absurd and dishonest as claiming that the trouble with computer games is that they stop people watching television.
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While globalization will make the world smaller and more accessible, we must continue to appreciate its vibrant diversity.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
