Bill Burr Quotes

Don't be a jerk to other comics and don't let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your ass off you're going to get somewhere.

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• Reba is very, very close to everyone around her. She's a classy lady.

  

  Faith Hill
  • Lady
  • Classy
  • Reba

• Every nation-state tends towards the imperial - that is the point. Through banks, armies, secret police, propaganda, courts and jails, treaties, taxes, laws and orders, myths of civil obedience, assumptions of civic virtue at the top.

  

  Daniel Berrigan
  • Police

• The battle of the North Atlantic is a grim business, and it isn't going to be won by charm and personality.

  

  Edmund H. North
  • Business
  • Personality
  • Battle

• I don't put cash in my Louis Vuitton wallet. I have it thrown around my bag - jut a whole bunch of hundreds, maybe $5,000.

  

  Nicki Minaj
  • Bunch
  • Cash
  • Bags

• I love to move around. I'm not a person who likes to stay in the same place all the time.

  

  Nicki Minaj
  • Time
  • Moving
  • Persons

• My thoughts and wishes are all that surrounds, mysteries hold you then fly you away. You know you are my life, my lady of dreams.

  

  John Roy Anderson Yes
  • Life
  • Dream
  • Wish

• In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention.

  

  Lou Holtz
  • Small
  • Attention
  • Morning

• Not only do I admire Jordan's accomplishments and his phenomenal basketball ability, but also the way he has conducted himself on and off the court. I don't think there will ever be another player to have the same impact on the game of basketball as Michael Jordan.

  

  Elgin Baylor
  • Game
  • Player
  • Basketball

• I have a theory because I was being beaten up a lot by people outside of school, it was almost like if I could make myself sick enough they'd take sympathy on me.

  

  Daniel Johns Silverchair
  • People
  • Up
  • School

• Someday, when I'm awfully low, and the world is cold, I will feel a glow just thinking of you, and the way you look tonight.

  

  Tony Bennett
  • World
  • Thinking
  • Way

• Sometimes you've got to put up more zeroes than the other team. Tonight I wasn't able to do that.

  

  Jamie Moyer
  • Team
  • Zeroes

• You'd really spend about a hundred dollars for fake testicles for your cat? I'm not sure I'd spend that for fake testicles for myself.

  

  John Dobbin
  • Cat
  • Fake
  • Dollars

• At 10 minutes to seven on a dark, cool evening in Mexico City in 1968, John Stephen Akwari of Tanzania painfully hobbled into the Olympic Stadium-the last man to finish the marathon. The winner had already been crowned, and the victory ceremony was long finished. So the stadium was almost empty and Akwari - alone, his leg bloody and bandaged - struggled to circle the track to the finish line. When asked why he had continued the grueling struggle, the young man from Tanzania answered softly: My country did not send me 9,000 miles to start the race. They sent me 9,000 miles to finish the race.

  

  Walter Inglis Anderson
  • Country
  • Struggle
  • Finish

• The biggest surprise for most people in dying is to realize that dying does not end life. Whether darkness or light comes next, or some kind of event, be it positive, negative, or somewhere in between, expected or unexpected, the biggest surprise of all is to realize you are still you.

  

  P. M. H. Atwater
  • People
  • Life
  • Light

• Instead of walking like you're limping, talking yang about me why don't you take your monkey ass and get a college degree?

  

  LL Cool J
  • Why
  • College
  • Walking

• There are always tons of names on a movie of people that didn't actually do anything on that film. I feel bad for the people that busted their ass because they get the same credit as someone who did nothing. It's kind of a weird thing.

  

  Rob Zombie
  • People
  • Bad
  • Movie

• Don't be a jerk to other comics and don't let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your ass off you're going to get somewhere.

  

  Bill Burr
  • Ass
  • Jerk