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Laughter is carbonated holiness.
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You can safely assume you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
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100 years from now? All new people.
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Not forgiving is like drinking rat poison, and then waiting around for the rat to die.
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..I thought the secret of life was obvious: be here now, love as if your whole life depended on it, find your life's work, and try to get hold of a giant panda.
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So Rita and I decided that the most subversive, revolutionary thing I could do was to show up for my life and not be ashamed.
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Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you.
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Lighthouses don’t go running all over an island looking for boats to save; they just stand there shining.