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You cannot tell an audience a lie. They know it before you do; before it's out of your mouth, they know it's a lie.
Elaine Stritch
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I have no intention of retiring. Even my blood sugar is better when I'm working.
Elaine Stritch
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There's certainly nothing lasting and definite about the theater.
Elaine Stritch
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My idea of serenity - that wonderful word that everybody's trying to get into their life - is call-waiting.
Elaine Stritch
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I don't have to go to a doctor and have my face changed. It terrifies me that women do that.
Elaine Stritch
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There are a lot of things I do that I don't want to, but I have to. It's truly an emotional need for me to perform.
Elaine Stritch
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When I'm playing comedy, it is such a crap shoot of what will work and what won't.
Elaine Stritch
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What I want to understand is what I am talking about on the stage. What I don't want to understand is what the government is talking about when the government tells me about taxes.
Elaine Stritch
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
Elaine Stritch
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I love Birmingham, Michigan. It's lovely - you know, it's very similar to the Hamptons.
Elaine Stritch
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I think taking care of yourself, health-wise, in every way, is a 100 percent winner.
Elaine Stritch
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I like being talked about. I think some people really don't... because they're secure enough and they don't need that.
Elaine Stritch
