Artie Lange Quotes
In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.

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One must always try to see the truth of a situation - it makes things universal.
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Never fear to deliberately walk through dark places, for that is how you reach the light on the other side.
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There's always elements of danger in New York, but people are always out on the street. I don't feel scared there at all.
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It's nature-nurture, right? I've been nurtured by Californians.
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I'm a proud family man.
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The new technologies that we see coming will have major benefits that will greatly alleviate human suffering.
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Many people consider the things government does for them to be social progress but they regard the things government does for others as socialism.
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Each generation seems to invent its own reasons for war.
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I do believe there are leaders who are like lightning and they come along and they lead. The Lincolns of the world, the Alexander the Greats, they do exist. They have existed.
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I'm just an ordinary, walking-down-the-street, mother of two children who sings for her supper.
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I'm tired of defending my character. I am what I am.
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I don't think there is much American music.
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I'm not better than anyone else. I'm not supposed to be on a pedestal. I've always stayed away from that.
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I think we in the Alpha Band, which was a strange group anyway, weren't dealing with any of these issues. They sneaked up on us and took us over, before we know what was going on.
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I'm thought to be a tough writer, but I'm really a softie.
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I am a total believer of making the process a good time - make it memorable, have some fun, try to shoot high in your quality and then don't get crazy, see what happens.
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I have an appreciation for everywhere I've been so far.
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Life is too short to be on a diet.
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When I was a kid and the carnival would come to the shopping centre, I'd go down and talk to all the people running the rides. I like that whole lifestyle, moving from town to town in a nomadic existence.
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From a child, I knew I didn't have the face I wanted to have. My mother was a baroness. She was from Berlin; she was a silent movie actress and friends with Marlene Dietrich. So she knew all about film make-up and prosthetics and stuff like that and what they used to do in those days. And she taught me all that as a child.
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Were we to undertake an exhaustive self-scrutiny, disgust would paralyze us, we would be doomed to a thankless existence.
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What I'm making music for now is more similar to what I was doing in the beginning. In those days it was all about doing music so when people heard it in a club it would take their minds of their worries. I got more artistic but now I've gone back to basics.
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In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.