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Looking back at all the people I have insulted, I am mildly surprised that I am still allowed to exist.
Auberon Waugh -
There is an old story about the boy at Eton who committed suicide. The other boys in his house were gathered together and asked if any of them could suggest a reason for the tragedy. After a long silence a small boy in the front put up his hand: 'Could it have been the food, sir?
Auberon Waugh