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Generally speaking, the best people nowadays go into journalism, the second best into business, the rubbish into politics and the shits into law.
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There is an old story about the boy at Eton who committed suicide. The other boys in his house were gathered together and asked if any of them could suggest a reason for the tragedy. After a long silence a small boy in the front put up his hand: 'Could it have been the food, sir?