Augusten Burroughs Quotes
Because I've lived in one room my entire life, working at the same table that you use to pay bills at and eat at. It's going to be nice to have actual space.

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Great things are not accomplished by those who yield to trends and fads and popular opinion.
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I tested for a couple of pilots, but they said I was too tall.
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I could be the best looking guy in the Duma, but that's only because all the other guys are over 60.
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Everywhere I go, I will make a good payday. But we got to choose the right opponent and the right time and the right venue.
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I realize that things happen for a reason.
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I am going to change the world, and I'm talking to everybody in the possible world that I can get to that can help me to do that.
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As gun owners, my husband and I understand that the Second Amendment is most at risk when a criminal or deranged person commits a gun crime. These acts only embolden those who oppose gun ownership. Promoting responsible gun laws protects the Second Amendment and reduces lives lost from guns.
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I believe journalism or news will migrate to the online medium.
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I never thought 'Stairway to Heaven' was a long song. I loved how there was this part and then there was another part that was completely different.
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If the white man gives you anything - just remember when he gets ready he will take it right back. We have to take for ourselves.
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I don't want to be 'Halsey: America's Sweetheart,' or 'Halsey: Bad Girl.' If you can sum up my career in a clickbait headline, I've done something wrong.
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After I win a match, I celebrate it by having an ice cream.
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You know something, if you're not acting, you're not an actor - you've gotta work. No way around it.
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My college, Fitzwilliam, was pretty good but unfashionable and I lived in digs so I was not part of the cloistered 'old college' environment, which frankly was a bit intimidating. But I worked hard and settled in by exploring politics and girls.
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I'd like to do something with Michael Buble, Harry Connick Jr., Tim McGraw, Justin Timberlake, and Gwen Stefani.
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I have everything that I could possibly want in life, from a gorgeous granddaughter and a wonderful wife, brilliant students, the best job anyone could hope for, and about half of my hair. Not the half I would have kept, but no one consulted me.
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I studied at the Hebrew University Medical Faculty, graduated, and was an Israel Defense Forces' combat physician on a Navy ship.
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Just think about it: what in the name of God would Alabama be without the University of Alabama? What would Oklahoma be without the University of Oklahoma? Nothing.
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My biggest hobby is airsoft, which is similar to paintball. Essentially, it's military simulation, but the guns shoot plastic BBs. My friends and I go out in the woods or the desert and play all day long!
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Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
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Mark Twain gave us an insight into the life on the Mississippi at the turn of the century.
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Beauty is the oracle that speaks to us all.
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Because I've lived in one room my entire life, working at the same table that you use to pay bills at and eat at. It's going to be nice to have actual space.