Augusten Burroughs Quotes
But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair.

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Good things happen when you meet strangers.
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For me, 'The Brady Bunch' is just a part of the fabric of my career, but for a lot of people, that's it.
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My interest was directed, from my medical student days, to Immunology, and particularly to the mechanism of hypersensitivity. I had suffered from bronchial asthma as a child and had developed a deep curiosity in allergic phenomena.
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The only person I'd cry if I met would be Beyonce.
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We are convinced of the fundamental unity of the human family.
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It would definitely be fun to do a musical one day.
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To come in and win three races already this year and maybe set a record by winning four is pretty unique. But guys like Mark Martin, Rusty Wallace and these guys are not wanting that to happen.
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I can trust in Jesus. And this Gospel that we preach does work. So those who are hurting and suffering today, hang in there. The sun will shine again.
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For some reason, people with comedy, any time they can detect a pattern, it kind of freaks them out. 'Those guys are always together!' Yeah, they're a comedy team. Anything they can recognize as a pattern they think is a hole.
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Female clothing seems to be extremely difficult and almost like a puzzle for a man to take off. But I think if you get there, you win. A kilt is the complete opposite. The kilt is so easy to take off.
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Looking back at my career, I wish I knew then what I know now... that gender bias is built into the system, and it's unconscious in many ways. I wish I had the maturity and courage to have pushed back more. I was always trying to be a 'good girl' and play by the rules.
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Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.
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Good asparagus needs minimal treatment and is best eaten with few other ingredients.
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I always wanted to do a 'Ms. Smith Goes to Washington.'
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That justice should be administered between men, it is necessary that testimonies of fact be alleged; and that witnesses should apprehend themselves greatly obliged to discover the truth, according to their conscience, in dark and doubtful cases.
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Pop has to exist and it's a great thing.
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It's unfortunate, I've been the victim of some Australian press.
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I don't know about you, but I love going on trips - especially with my family.
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With our knowledge of modern-day genetics, we realize that it was possible for God to place the potential for all people throughout history into the genes of Adam and Eve when He created them.
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In the 1960s, you had this booming economy, and you didn't really have enough men around to fill all the jobs. So there was this sudden demand that women come back and perform a lot of the white-collar and pink-collar roles that men had done before or that hadn't existed before.
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But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair.