Augusten Burroughs Quotes
But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair.

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Good things happen when you meet strangers.
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For me, 'The Brady Bunch' is just a part of the fabric of my career, but for a lot of people, that's it.
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My interest was directed, from my medical student days, to Immunology, and particularly to the mechanism of hypersensitivity. I had suffered from bronchial asthma as a child and had developed a deep curiosity in allergic phenomena.
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The only person I'd cry if I met would be Beyonce.
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We are convinced of the fundamental unity of the human family.
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It would definitely be fun to do a musical one day.
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To come in and win three races already this year and maybe set a record by winning four is pretty unique. But guys like Mark Martin, Rusty Wallace and these guys are not wanting that to happen.
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I can trust in Jesus. And this Gospel that we preach does work. So those who are hurting and suffering today, hang in there. The sun will shine again.
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For some reason, people with comedy, any time they can detect a pattern, it kind of freaks them out. 'Those guys are always together!' Yeah, they're a comedy team. Anything they can recognize as a pattern they think is a hole.
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Female clothing seems to be extremely difficult and almost like a puzzle for a man to take off. But I think if you get there, you win. A kilt is the complete opposite. The kilt is so easy to take off.
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Looking back at my career, I wish I knew then what I know now... that gender bias is built into the system, and it's unconscious in many ways. I wish I had the maturity and courage to have pushed back more. I was always trying to be a 'good girl' and play by the rules.
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Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.
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Good asparagus needs minimal treatment and is best eaten with few other ingredients.
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I always wanted to do a 'Ms. Smith Goes to Washington.'
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That justice should be administered between men, it is necessary that testimonies of fact be alleged; and that witnesses should apprehend themselves greatly obliged to discover the truth, according to their conscience, in dark and doubtful cases.
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Pop has to exist and it's a great thing.
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It's unfortunate, I've been the victim of some Australian press.
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I don't know about you, but I love going on trips - especially with my family.
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You’re here,” I continued. “At least you look as if you’re here. But maybe you aren’t. Maybe it’s just your shadow. The real you may be someplace else. Or maybe you already disappeared, a long, long time ago. I reach out my hand to see, but you’ve hidden yourself behind a cloud of probablys. Do you think we can go on like this forever?
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The novel and the film of 'The Color Purple' are both works of the imagination that make claim to historical truth.
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All great sci-fi is: Be careful what you wish for.
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I think 'Everything Ravaged, Everything Burned' might be a perfect book.
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But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair.