Aziz Ansari Quotes
Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on.
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We're not a nation divided: we're a nation broken, and anything broken can be fixed.
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Tar sands oil is the dirtiest fuel on Earth. Because producing it consumes so much energy, a gallon of tar sands crude generates 17 percent more carbon pollution than conventional crude oil.
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I've just always been a bit of a dork.
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Every government says they love small businesses, but what have they done for them? We should pull down all the barriers.
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No one is born evil; it's just the choices that they make.
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The most merciful thing in the world... is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
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Water boarding: Is that like snowboarding?! 12.
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Those who think the information brought out at a criminal trial is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth are fools. Prosecuting or defending a case is nothing more than getting to those people who will talk for your side, who will say what you want said.
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Truly I don't know what a 60-year chap is supposed to feel. I like doing some of the things that my son does. I love the kind of clothes the young wear. I love going to their hangouts. I love to talk like them. I'd love to be included in their evenings out, I don't see myself in a rocking chair reading a book.
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Welcome to the world of bullshit, my dear. You have arrived.
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Here in a little lonely roomI am master of earth and sea,And the planets come to me.
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We are over 60 percent water by weight. We're just a big ball of... blob of water, with enough organic thickener added so we don't dribble away on the floor.
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In some ways I was curt because there's an unbelievable amount to accomplish in a day.
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The political system loves the extremes, it doesn't so much show a lot love for the moderates.
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Many newly public companies are able to post a year or two of strong sales growth off a small base, but their growth almost always slows over time, thanks to what investment professionals call 'the law of large numbers.'
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The most I could hope for is to come and try and develop a character who is interesting, who is interesting to me, who is interesting to fans and who could contribute to the storytelling that is 'Law & Order: SVU.'
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I didn't want really to be involved in a normal soccer club.
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If you want to be that world champion, you have to be willing to beat anybody on this planet - no strings attached.
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A goal without a plan is just a wish.
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I know that I'm a natural attacking player. I love to attack. I love to play freely; I love to combine and play through balls. That's the nature of my game.
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It occured to me that eating is the only form of professionalism most people ever attain.
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British media supported Hillary. No problem with that. No interference. Nothing. French media supported Hillary. No problem with that. Some Russian media supported Trump: 'Oh my God!'
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We asked a lot of questions and we watched everyone who was working in the studio. And we had an opportunity to sit in on discussions, aesthetic discussions at the pottery, which took place generally over tea breaks in the morning and afternoon. So we learned a lot just from being around there with Bernard Leach.
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Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on.
