Jane Austen Quotes
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God has taken away the greatest man of his generation, for Dr. Livingstone stood alone.
Florence Nightingale
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Water boarding: Is that like snowboarding?! 12.
Ze Frank
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...next time you rake up those leaves realize you're about to jump into a pile of tree shit. 19.
Ze Frank
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Those who think the information brought out at a criminal trial is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth are fools. Prosecuting or defending a case is nothing more than getting to those people who will talk for your side, who will say what you want said.
F. Lee Bailey
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A lot of MTV's programming is hip-hop based, and the messages are usually all about bling bling. A lot of hip-hop artists sing about stuff that's more important, but they seldom get heard. The ones who get heard are the ones saying, 'Think about yourself. Make your money. It's all you. Everybody have a good time and party.'
Daron Malakian System Of A Down
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It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Mark Twain
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Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.
Mark Twain
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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Mark Twain
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All generalizations are false, including this one.
Mark Twain
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Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.
Mark Twain
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We have the best government that money can buy.
Mark Twain
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No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.
Mark Twain
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When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.
Mark Twain
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
Mark Twain
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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
Mark Twain
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All emotion is involuntary when genuine.
Mark Twain
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When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain
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There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.
Mark Twain
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You may imagine me the very shadow of my husband.
Dolley Madison
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Mike Krieger and I started talking, and he decided he liked the idea of helping start the company. Once he joined, we took a step back and looked at the product as it stood.
Kevin Systrom
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In survey after survey, people report that the greatest dangers they face are, in this order: terrorist attack, plane crashes and nuclear accidents. This despite the fact that these three combined have killed fewer people in the past half-century than car accidents do in any given year.
Will Self
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Cold-hearted Elinor! Oh! Worse than cold-hearted! Ashamed of being otherwise.
Jane Austen